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This is classy. This is almost as good as the time I got saved from being stabbed in my chest because my Whopper was stuffed in my front shirt pocket. I was saving it for later. It was one of those 2 for one deal days. You know, can never turn down a deal!

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Lt.Dangle

We sales went up 1000%!
Lt.Dangle

sorry weave sales went up 1000%
Cap’n Stu

and to think of all that money dedicated to the research of Kevlar
whole new meaning to the word “nappy”
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Nappy will save your life.
cactus jack

what’s next, kool-aid is the secret to longevity?
Satan666

I’m not sure if i buy the whopper story
MEGADOUCHE

I want to splooge. Alot.
HorneyLohanWanker

Monkeys and their hair.

The shooter is luck she didn’t eat his face off.
Shane

that is unbeweaveable!
Boon

And to think, they made a bald guy report on this.
Boon

A weave?!?! Wow, it looks so natural.
nunya

fucking niggers and their stupid ass weaves
i bet her crotch looks like a brillo pad
HorneyLohanWanker

Imagine lay the pipe to this chimp? She would wear your cock away with her pubes!

Fucking beaner, update so I don’t have to look at this subhuman creature any more, ok?
Chris Brown

the thought of punching this bitch in her fat nose makes my cock hard , maybe pull her weave and roundhouse kick the whore , she deserves it and wants it .
male prostate

diddle me with your finger make me spasm loads of salty jizz out the pizzhole , oh yeah uuuunnnhhhh
rug under the computer

I’m all crunchy from dried up semen and I smell faintly of semen
RXB

Yeah those women in the local trailer parks are real class acts.
Jigga What

This happened in my neck of the woods. I laughed my ass off when they told us about her weave stopping the bullet. I laughed even harder when they let her talk.
JN

FUCK WHITEY!!
Tony

Weave saved my life,….. my freaking ass. How about the freaking rear windshield Slowing and stopping the bullet. Before it bounced lightly across her head. It didnt even leave a freaking mark on her scalp. Jesus, this was all over the news for days. Is the media so slow now that they have to use absolute bullshit like this? Ok, now for the real test. Lets shoot her in the same direction , same gun, same type bullet , but then REMOVE the cars, rear, angled window from the equation. Now lets see what happens to her head.
My god, this kind of CRAP infuriates me.
And yes, she sounded like an idiot on the news.

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