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Here’s some Jessica Alba staged pictures of her and her kid playing and like she’s the love of her life, because of the negative press she’s recently got from me about how she wants nothing to do with her kid, not even breast feed it. Well I don’t buy this shit, you’re an actor and everything you do is a lie, a very bad actor and this is bullshit.

As soon as they got home she locked the kid in the soundproof room in the basement where she keeps him so he doesn’t bother her. She has some immigrant women care for him between days her and her publicist agree she should bring him out to light and pretend to be having the time of her fucking life being a “mom” photo opportunity.

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HorneyLohanWanker

I want to milk her.
Bob Smith

She’s so…so… average now.

Like all her superpowers to make guys think she was hot disappeared when she got pregnant. She ain’t gettin’ that back either. She’s not ambitious enough.
omg Vera Wang

Not that I like miseralba but that you would not research your diss is tragic! Alba has a girl! Her name is honor Marie and all the references to him just make it appear that you are ranting just to rant. I’m disappointed in you.
Satan666

Vera, I am disappointed in your disappointment.

Wanna fuck?

Yeah, i just propositioned a person on the internet…. and i do realize that you are probably a guy smurfing as Vera Wang.
Satan666

P.S. …. i might be gay… Nachos is trying to find out!
nunya

vera my wang, who the fuck cares about the future whore Alba gave birth to? she isnt legal yet so there is no need to find out the gender or her name….one thing i can tell you is when that girl grows up to be a bigger whore than her mom that ridiculous name she has will be the butt of every joke.

Besides jesus is too busy trying to find his own dick to bother following the tabloids…..you should know that!
out of hell

I wanna smell her kid and see if it still smells like her Vag!
cowbulls

I�m not buying the goody two shoes act. I watched the video of her running her mouth about Bill O�Reilly. She is way out of her league and made a fool of herself. Now that she is no longer hot, why are you wasting space on her? Post something on Cindy Crawford. She’s older than Jessica but way hotter.