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Katy Perry is keeping things weak, fabricated, contrived, staged, fake, and totally fucking bullshit by bringing out her guitar on stage at some event somewhere in Europe.

Not only is her entire record deal and idea of talent some kind of lie I don’t fucking understand, as is the fact that people like hearing her fake sexual fantasies in song and give her attention for it, despite her dyking out being really disgusting, you know like the ugly lesbian in high school who was a lesbian because no one would take her boyish good looks to prom and vagina was the only answer, but the biggest lie of it all is that she’s got sex appeal just because she’s got big tits and some perverts give her attention for it, when in reality, she’s just fat.

So I guess seeing her rock the guitar fits in with everything else she’s doing and it’s just another reason to hate her a little more than I did yesterday. Thanks Katy Perry. You cunt.

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Expletive Big Man Politics

Wasn’t Katy the cute looking girl in Cupid’s choke hold? After she opened her mouth it all went to hell.
http://www.epicbull.com jennifer

Finally someone who agrees with me about Katy Perry. She’s a talentless hack and her “music” shouldn’t be given any more credibility than Weird Al Yankovic.
n2tattoos

don’t hate on the Yankovic. at least he has some originality.
nunya

i agree with you faggots katy perry sucks but she doesnt look that bad, im pretty sure you all would hit it
Trap Them and Kill Them

Awesome news,increases the chance of her being electrocuted on stage!
1001001

This bitch thinks she’s so rock n roll but her music sounds like just like Britney Spears kind of shit to me. Not to mention her voice is ridiculously computerized.
Bob Smith

Are you guys sure she’s famous? She looks like the girl that checks out at the organic grocery store that I go to, except she wears burlap clothes and birkenstocks.
Satan666

i’d still hit it
out of hell

Katy’s real name is Katy Hudson, a daughter of two preachers. Her first CD was that whiny Christian bullshit, didn’t make any money so now she kisses girls that make her hot and cold, but she likes it. I agree with Satan, i’d hit it like Chris Brown!
Person

Who cares? What the fuck have you ever done except create a porn site, you stupid redneck
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