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Lindsay Lohan addressed concerns the public has because those topless pics I posted yesterday surfaced and she looks like death. Her people needed to do damage contro, so they sent her to pretend to get McDonald’s, because nothing says I am not a coked up, self destructive, girl with an eating disorder like pretending to eat the shittiest quality food out there. Good example for the kids, you cunt, I’d say you’re really the right thing to look up to, but remembered thatkids know who Lohan is anymore, she’s just a nobody. She deserves some love for this shitty performance.

The real confusing thing in all this is that asian/mexican/ethnic of somesort guy who sneaks out from behind the gate. Is he their laborer, is he their drug dealer, is her lohan’s sex slave she bought off some seedy website. I guess we’ll never know, because they’ll kill him before they let him open his mouth. That’s just how psycho’s do things.

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Lt.Dangle

eat puke, wow those Hollywood women have that down! Or it aids either way shes looking fucking horrible and she still needs to lose about 20 more pounds then she’ll be perfect and in a coffin.
n2tattoos

i’d lick her box if she put some Big Mac sauce on it.
1001001

I can understand why she’s so upset all the time. People make money off selling pictures of videos of her and she doesn’t have a job.
Bob Smith

She would have a job if she was reliable and had talent.

Talk about wasted youth. She makes Paris Hilton look ambitious.
nunya

she was probably molested as a child hence her mental issues and addictions
Bob Smith

I hadn’t considered that.

In that case, we’ll hold a prayer vigil. Frankly, it’s a great way to meet chicks.
Dina

I think you are all dick heads. To me it’s pretty obvious she is a girl who had been used by everybody and who simply wants to be loved for HER self not her money, talent, fame or whatever else.

So, she broke down. She is human and i’d like you all to be under pressure and expectations she felt she was.
Trap Them and Kill Them

Yeah,no,she’s getting-up to coffin-weight cause she’s earmarked for the landfills of tsunami-prone Indonesia where the U.S. outsources all dead destitute junkies and we can’t risk her toxic std-ridden corpse washing into the ocean food-chain thereby setting-off a chain-reaction leading to the extinction of all living things.
Lt.Dangle

[quote]# Dina Says:
February 24th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

I think you are all dick heads. To me it�s pretty obvious she is a girl who had been used by everybody and who simply wants to be loved for HER self not her money, talent, fame or whatever else.

So, she broke down. She is human and i�d like you all to be under pressure and expectations she felt she was.[quote]

No one wants to hear your opinion cunt!
Satan666

^^^ LT for the fucking WIN!
out of hell

Wow, LT. Very insightful. Even the gaysian tried to be funny.
HorneyLohanWanker

Who gives a fuck about her pressure. When she is tied up in my basement, servicing my sick fantasies, she would then know pressure.
nunya

lol @ Dina trying to be the voice of feminism on this site

Bitch i think you’re doing it wrong, want to make a point?..you need to post your deflated tits to get our attention and then we’ll listen.

But something tells me that even if you post your worthless snatch i won’t give three shits about what you have to say, go to tmz.com you’ll have more luck there.

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