stepFORUM of the Day

I went to a hockey bar last night. I wasn’t going because I assumed I’d run into hot puck sluts trying to get into some NHL hockey shorts, I went because a friend of mine is a huge hockey fan and wanted to hang out and promised to supply the beer. Now, I know nothing about Hockey or sports in general, but apparently shit is fucking huge, because I got slammed into this bar, shoulder to shoulder with 100 sweaty, stinky, farting dudes, who were beer drinking and screaming at the TV screens around the bar and hugging every time the team scored and the whole thing felt pretty fucking homo, even when the 8 girls in the place did a dance on the bar between periods (get it?), and every one of those 100 men got hard for them and grunted and punched each other to get up close in hopes of getting a better view of their booty shake…because one cunt to every 40 dudes is not enough cunt for me. The good news was as soon as the game was over, it filled up with desperate for cock single chicks who instinctively knew where the cock was, hoping for it to end up inside them ….
Here is some shit goin on in the stepFOROUM….
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———Celebs———
HOT – Former Pl@yboy Model Janine Habeck (SFW)
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HOT – Mischa Barton “Closing the Ring” screencaps (NSFW)
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HOT – Marisa Miller backstage fitting (Bra & Panties) (NSFW)
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Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, @ Crustacean
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Salma Hayek @ 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar party
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HOT – Lindsay Lohan TOPLESS in a Hedi Slimane Shoot (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian And her Massive Booty in Tight Sportswear
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HOT – Dutch Supermodel Doutzen Kroes Nude in V-Man Mag
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HOT – Melyssa Ford Lookin’ Nasty in KING Magazine (SFW)
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———Screening Room———
Funky Eyed, Clear Headed Fish
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Credit Crisis for Dummies
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Mascot Falls Through Basketball Hoop
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One Cool Ass Lizard
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———Music———
Busta Rhymes – Back On My B.S. (2009)
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Marsen Jules – Herbstlaub
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Priscilla Ahn - Live Session (iTunes Exclusive)
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The Veils – Sun Gangs
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Spiritualized – Pure Phase
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Prodigy – The Rest, The unreleased! The last
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Pop Ambient 2008
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The Coup – Pick A Bigger Weapon
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The Agonist – Once Only Imagined
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Coolio – “Steal Hear”
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Forever The Sickest Kids – Hot Party Jamz
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KMFDM – Blitz
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———Comedy Albums———
John Pinette – I’m Starvin’
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Jerry Seinfeld – Live At Caesar’s Palace
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Jimmy Dore – Citizen Jimmy
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Dwight Slade – Evil Monkey
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———Random———
OMFG – you seriously have to see this… no, seriously. I am not kidding (SFW)
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Get Out of There!
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Love the Headgear
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Anal Brooke – AKA “Dan Pat”
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Grab Bag Link (could be NSFW) click to find out – DO IT, Faggot!
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———Movies and TV Shows———
Lipstick Jungle
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TRONS
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101 Embarrasing Sexual Accidents
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Fastlane – Complete Series
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Three Monkeys 2008 DVDRip
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The End Of America DVDRip
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Kung Fu Panda 2008 720p
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———Sleaziness———
Sean is the King for posting THIS CHICK!
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Striker Has Some Ams
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Bobbi Star – All Hail the Anal Queen
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Shyla Stylez – Bleached to the Bone 2
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Yolka – Shkaf
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Bow Down to Sean’s Amateur Posting Greatness
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Jenna Vs Courtney
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Met Art – Anna AB – Marisque
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I dare anyone to try and keep up with Sean!
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———Audio Books———
Tom Clancy – The Bear and the Dragon
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Ted Nugent – Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto
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Tom Clancy - Red Storm Rising
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———Games———
Rune: Viking Warlord
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———E-Books———
Guy Aitchison – Reinventing the Tattoo
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