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So I’ve been saying that everything about Lady Gaga reminds me of some kind of tranny. Her electro pop music that I hate, but is a hit in the gayest of dance clubs, her obsession with sex, the fact that she dresses like an idiot and without pants and her broken down weak chinned masculine face all scream “Man trying to be a cartoon version of a chick”.

So I’ve been waiting for the day that she got too drunk, danced too intense leading to a cock slip, or testicle slip or massive hacked off stump from a night on too much acid slip, or an oversized clit that comes with hormone therapy slip, or whatever the fuck she has going on in her genitals cuz we can’t tell her gender slip, you know to slowly sneak out of the leotard to put an end to all her fucking lies, since she pretty much started.

I was expecting this to happen after her shit started to falter, you know when the rest of the world realized she was full of shit and that she’s not worth listening to, you know as a hanging on to the glory kind of publicity stunt she was keeping in her back pocket for when it was needed down the road, and not at the height of her popularity, but I guess the glamorous fame she’s been dying for all her life has made her overlook some key details when she was trying to secure her mangina in its home tucked and taped between her thighs….

Sure it could be fabric bunching up, but where’s the fun in that? So I’m sticking with cock bulge.

Here’s some whore who showed up to hang with GAGA and Her Cock….

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HorneyLohanWanker

The cunt hanging with her really knows how to work the photogs.

I would slap cock into either one of them ,as long as Gaga held her cock up and didn’t let my cock touch it’s while I was reaming it’s asshole out.

Cuz, you know, if the cocks don’t touch, then it’s not gay.
Satan666

“if the cocks don�t touch, then it�s not gay”

That’s the shit that gay guys tell you to try to get you. There’s also another one about “no eye contact”. I heard those lines but never fell for them… I’m guessing you have?
nunya

i dont know whats so fascinating about this lady gagme broad
gia

Wow, I never realized how much wankiness a pair of sunglassses could hide…She looks 100% better wearing giant sunglasses…Unbelievable.
COCO CHANNEL

@ HorneyLohanWanker – YOUR ASS IS GAYER THAN CLAY GAYKIN!
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HorneyLohanWanker Says:

February 26th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
The cunt hanging with her really knows how to work the photogs.

I would slap cock into either one of them ,as long as Gaga held her cock up and didn�t let my cock touch it�s while I was reaming it�s asshole out.

Cuz, you know, if the cocks don�t touch, then it�s not gay.
COCO CHANNEL

Geez U me.. Lady CaCa is FUGLY as hell.. Damn bitch get a paper bag for that shit!
madam ex

Does she have a freaking giant clit, what the hell is in her panties area?
catbomb

What a fucking ugly cunt! I hate her more than Madonna…and thats a lot of hate. with her giant conk and badly hidden cock.Dumb bitch, making my ears bleed. fucking knob jockey!
dirtyduck

Bitch has a cunt like a catcher’s mitt.
Russ

�if the cocks don�t touch, then it�s not gay�

:”That�s the shit that gay guys tell you to try to get you”

Are you serious? I dont think a gay guy has ever said that to a straight guy in the whole history of human species. Whether the cocks touch or not makes no difference, two guys can have any kind of sex and it not be gay. Gay is determined by a persons sexual attraction to another person of the same gender. You can be gay, and be a virgin.

On to Lady Gaga. So she allegedly has a cock. Yay for Gaga. It looks more like an enlarged clitoris to me though. If you’re not down there, it shouldn’t bother you.
Mandy

i fucking love lady gaga.
even if she has a cock.
i think she’s gorgeous too.
so fuck all of you.
seriously, bashing on her like that isn’t cool.
grow up and get a life.
you don’t have to listen to her music.
find better things to do with your time than sit on your computer and complain about how bad/ugly she is.
i bet she makes more money than you.
so you can suck her big giant cock for all i care.
robi

so you have been waiting for the day to see a cock?
sounds pretty gay to me. if u think she is so bad y are you obsessed enuff with her too look for a picture of her with a dick?
ok u stated your oppinion n thats all right, but dont be jellous that she has a bigger cock than you.
man on man ass sex is gay and as long as they keep it man on man and don’t deside to be strait it is ok with me. they can keep aides to themselvs.
Hamoct

You all can suck her cock.
Even if she were a man who gives a shit, she is an entertainer and brings joy to millions of people. Simply a handful of classless cunts who have nothing better to do than post random crap about someone they dont even know simply because they dont like her music. Way to show your intelligence!
Jake

much ado about nothing….she had admitted to donning a fake one in order to please the diehard and somewhat illiterate liberal masses. good for her.
MEGADOUCHE

She’s so hot.
Aaron

lady gaga is fucking bomb, i would hit that for sure.

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