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I am really not into Megan Fox, which may sound insane to the world of people who sit at home fantasizing over her useless, tacky (see her arm tattoo), glorified stripper, bullshit. I know the people who made her think she is better than she is, are very passionate about how she is the fucking hottest. I know that their constant sucking her dick about how hot she is, has given her a fucking ego and that part of her thinks she’s the hottest girl in hollywood but she obviously doesn’t have any real confidence in herself, because otherwise she would have never been engaged to an original 90210 cast member. But they’re broken up now, so I’ll give her credit where credit is due, and these pictures of her are pretty good, but then again I just woke up, so I may be blinded by her cleavage.

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thomas

why do the bloggers give so much attention to attention whores???

Does anyone really care about this chick?
mikethe great741

She is nice looking but Google her pictures she has big toe thumbs. little people hands. someone somewhere is tired of this cunt.
brandon

i’m not tired of her yet, and i still care about this ridiculously good looking slut.

but if she really has the big toe thumbs i’m grossed out and will knock her down a few pegs in the spank bank
auburntgr80

I don’t think the over-inflated sense of self is anything recently acquired. It was pointed out to me soon after Transformers came out and set her on this superstar level of notoriety that this chick actually has a few lines from *some of her own poetry* tattooed across her back!

Yikes! Talk about taking yourself a bit too seriously! And, from what I can gather, it’s empty, melodramatic, ‘hey, look how deep, ironic, clever, and profound I’m being’ jackass-tastic level “poetry,” too.
gia

I think she is beautiful, great face (even though she tends to have bad skin), nice hair, incredibly sexy body, but she really needs to lose the arrogant attitude, she is just terrible & most of the time comes across as an ego driven, stoned, retarded monkey.
RXB

beyonce is much better looking.
cowbulls

The tattoos all over her body are a major turnoff to me. She looks like a cheap slut or $25 trick. It�s a shame because without the tattoos she would be a serious hottie. She may be the Pam Anderson of the future.
Satan666

stick in in her shitter…. ftw
nunya

i’d hit it twice!

She’s hot but she is a talentless slut, i guess you can’t have it all.
Sloop

Are those granny panties??!
Bob Smith

I dunno. She looks like a porn star. I don’t mean that in a way that says I wouldn’t do her. But porn stars are a dime a dozen, and this girl just looks like a porn star/hooker/stripper. You’d f their brains out, but beautiful?

No. There are beautiful people in the world. At best, you could call her sexy, but not not beautiful.
chimpy

she looks like every other white slut out there.
nunya

she looks better that every other fat ugly mexicunt around the block or girls you’ve dated so i’d say it again.

I’d hit it!!!!!
1001001

I’m sorry but all I see is ‘coke whore.’ I don’t know if she does coke or ever has but I assume that everyone has at least tried it who is famous, but that’s all I think when I see her.
1001001

ok i would double penetrate her
1001001

The last one wasn’t me, cunt.
1001001

I can type properly, that’s how you fucken know, dumb ass. Maybe it’s time or a name change if you’re just going to be a cunt because you know what? I would never touch this nasty bitch unless she gave me some money. End of story.
Expletive Big Man Politics

tell you what all of ya’ll wrong, find a girl who loves to read her bible and publicly; is excessively modest,but you know once you get her on her own, and she’s yours, she’ll break of your monkey stick with every hole she has whilst screaming; ‘carpet burn me baby carpet burn me!’

these public hotties freeze up the minute you rest your monkey stick on her face.
Shaun

She’s worth a rape or two.
http://www.fatfuckfrank.org Fatfuckfrank

she’s a dirty filthy whore, I would fuck her in her filthy ass until she poops out her mouth

later/FFF

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