This just in, Lady Gaga is still fucking ugly. I have gone to tranny shows a few times in my life, not because I’m a queer or anything, but because there’s one above a strip club I go to sometimes, and I’ve accidentally gone upstairs a few times. I’ve also been approached by tranny whores soliciting sex, I’m talking drug addicted tranny whores trying to make some money for their next fix by sucking me off in an alley, I’ve been to gay bars where I used the lady’s bathroom for fear of getting aids in the orgy that is the men’s bathroom, and come face to face with some tranny’s, I’ve hung out with some gender bending weirdos because when you drink all the time and have no money, you end up in weird fucking places, and I will saw this, ever single one of them was hotter than this Lady Gaga whore. There is no way she isn’t a gay man, let’s do a faggot check list and see if she passes….

1- she has this electro pop shit down = faggot,
2- she wears outrageous costumes = faggot,
3- she loves attention = faggot,
4- she loves glamorous or seemingly glamorous things = faggot,
5- she’s pretentious = faggot
6- she’s into the party scene = faggot
7- she thinks she’s a fashion icon = faggot
8- she has an adam’s apple, ball bulge and is wearing a leotard = faggot.

That’s the end of my faggot check list, which may not be accurate, but if she does have a pussy, I want to see it, because as far as I am concerned it is IMPOSSIBLE….watch her back up dancers struggle picking her up part of the way through her performance. Good times.

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