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I like fat chicks because they are easy, you know because of all that competing with the good looking girl, that makes them willing to go above and beyond while never commanding respect, a relationship or pretty much anything but for you to pull out because her mom won’t let her get on the pill.

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is one of those kinds of fat chicks, since she’s busty and not offensively fat, but she is a budding country music star playing a barn near year and I’ve seen Brokeback Mountain, I know how that Cowboy shit works out, you know leaving you dead in NYC after a prescription drug overdose…

Here she is in concert….

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n2tattoos

i’d still eat the peanuts outta her shit.
Joe

That’s perfectly reasonable, but if you’re really want it go after the broccoli.
nunya

she has nice jugs and good legs
Bob Smith

Do you think now that she’s chubby, she tries a lot harder to please Tony Romo? Like maybe before she said “no” to anal, but now that she has to work for it, she is forced to do it.
garwood34

This girl is far from ‘chubby’. She’s hot with a killer body and a great face. If any hater saw her on the beach, they’d be staring, wanting to tap it. Come on!
cowbulls

From a purely appearance standpoint, the new Jessica is far superior to the prior model. As for performance, my diagnosis is in a blindfolded sex test, the current Jessica would execute much better. The new model would ride much smoother, drive with more comfort for the man on the bottom, handles much nicer, and her rear would take on the trust with less vibrations problems. Finally, the new model would also probably be more inclined to open up her exhaust pipes for maximum driver satisfaction.
suomynona

haha… brokeback cowboy… why so serious? WHY SO SERIOUS?
miguel

I always thought she was a skinny talentless whore. Now she’s a fat talentless whore – so there’s more meat folds to slip your pin dick into.
mark

shes still a fatass
Hurricanes

Oh she has talent. Lots of it. Just not as an entertainer. I’d hit that till she turned 50.
Satan666

She’s a fat pig… i would let her do some meth… the meth sex would blow her mind and she’d lose weight.