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Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and that’s bad enough, why bother with the headaches, not to mention those fuckers are strong and violent and when you contact an illegal exotic bet broker, telling them you want the fucker to dress in bikinis doesn’t go over too well, motherfucker charges more for that.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but it looks like Kourtney doesn’t only have a stupid name, but also has stupid tits that I doubt are real.

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Phlop

This is retarded. I mean i’m not coming to their defense, but what the fuck is wrong with the name Kourtney? You guys made yourself s look like retards with this article.
Satan666

I think it’s just stupid because Kourtney is typically spelled with a C as is name Chloe… which they also spell with a K… i guess in an effort to keep all the initials of the family “KK”.

Its obnoxious just like when people spell their names Aimee (instead of Amy) or Sera (instead of Sarah).

On a side note i once worked with a black lady that named her newborn son “Jathan”…. i asked her why in the hell she would subject her son to years of torture at the hands of other kids she had this to say: “I thought it was very original and i never heard the name before”.

So i told her “Don’t you realize that JATHAN sounds like you are saying JASON with a lisp?!”… to which she said “What is a lisp?”. I said “Jesus, nevermind”….true story
Tom Woolf

jethuth – I can’t believe that lady… Thuch an ignoramouth. (really)
Bob Smith

Kountney is usually spelled with C

And Kunt is usually spelled with a C as well.

The universe is full of amazing symmetry!
Sickening

Holy Jessica Simpson! Look at that beefy ass!! I could get Hep A just trying to lick that chuckwagon!!!
cowbulls

Kim and her sisters have amazing bodies and a sultry look that is very sexy. They are built for sex. I realize that they won�t age well but for now, they are great. I�d rather have Kim once than a dozen of those Hollywood skinny chicks with boob jobs. She gets major points for realizing that she�s built for sex. And as her movies show, all areas of her playground are available for engagement in recreation.
frank

how about this guy sold him a car his name was lemonjello pronounced limon jallo wierdos
Truth

They bang black dudes….

Once u go black…we don’t want you back!
yahoo12

love that silver bikini and cameltoe )