Paris Hilton looks pretty fit for someone who has fucked so many dicks, I mean maybe that's a testament to sluts that it's okay to be a dirty fucking whore, because it forces you to take care of yourself, starve yourself, develop drug addictions to live with yourself, to maintain a body people are willing to fuck, instead of doing that whole marriage bullshit where you end up well overweight and so disgusting that you can't even rub one out anymore because all you can fixate on is your jiggly puff thigh, you fucking pig.

Stop hating on Paris. Start following her fucking lead. Here she is in a bikini and who cares if she's got a dirty pussy, nobody's perfect, we all got our flaws and I am sure Paris's run deeper than a little herpes, but that's not the point of this post, today's a fucking celebration and we need to celebrate this piece of shit of a person, so put your fuckin party hats on and dance motherfucker.

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