Dear Jesus

The best thing about your website, other than the content, is the fact that even with the 100000 hits a day you get you still have only one commenter on most of your posts. I have been leaving the occasional comment for several years and I guess that is because I can read and write unlike 99% of the people who come to this site which makes me pretty special in my mind to you and even though I am not because I am certain you don’t remember my name even though I once got banned from your forums over some jail bait bullshit that was totally bogus but don’t worry I don’t hold grudges and I still write comments because I think you should have at least 20 comments on every post but that’s just because I admire you because you have a fat wife and live in filth which are the two things I have always wanted to do but never had the guts to try (except the fat wife thing) but I divorced her because even though my wife was mexican I am not so I don’t care what the Pope says…

I am not sure what the fuck that was all about….but I bet you sleep light tonight worried that I am stalking you even though we both know I live across from an elementary school so I have no need to stalk you…