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I used to hate fat chicks because I married one and she turns me off, and despite Jessica Simpson being obese in the entertainment world, she’s really not that bad. She’s got the body a black man would eat the fuck up, but since Bitch is into Country music, that will never happen for my brothers out there, because once you get 10 feet away from the bitch, you get a burlap sack thrown over your mother fuckin’ head and hog tied like it was the county fair, before being hooked up to the back of a pick-up and driven around the block. True story.

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the-crutch

all i know is if she is considered fat, i must love fat women, cause she looks good. her legs are smokin, she’s built like a brick house.
n2tattoos

plus, she’s an attention whore so you know she’d walk around naked all the time.
out of hell

and what is wrong with that?
cowbulls

I’d much rather have Jessica than the typical Hollywood skinny chick with a boob job. A guy wouldn’t mistake her for a teen age boy in the dark. I think her legs are ready for some serious sexual activity.
nunya

i’d hit it too