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So very rich Russell Simmons was spending some time kickin’ it in Miami and he brought out some new girlfriend, who I am sure is dating him for his cute his adult lisp and his Earthworm Jim face and not becuase he’s got a pile of money.

They were doing some Yoga on the beach, actually he was doing Yoga, she’s just a lazy cunt who wallet fucks to get everything she wants, because why work or put effort into anything, when you can just give up your pussy for personal gain, it’s a hell of a lot easier.

Not to sound gay or anything, but based on the positions Russell’s in, I gotta get myself in a Yoga class, to ideally see chicks doing this because it’s like fucking porn….no wonder Yoga’s taking over the motherfuckin’ world.

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the-crutch

fuckin “Earthworm Jim face”, that shit made me laugh, damn i ain’t heard earthworm jim in a long time.
n2tattoos

how can these chicks like looking at old balls?
Willard

Piece of trash black snake lovin white girl, makes me ill to see this all to many times
Marcy

Oh, leave off the racist retardism ‘Willard.’ Color ain’t got shit to do with this. It’s about a young female trying to part an older, well-off male from his cash the only way she knows how. You sound like a moron, trying to skew it that way.
out of hell

Willard, do you need a hug or were u raped by a black guy in county for touching the neighborhood girls again during their Girl Scout cookie drive?
Satan666

Damn, Russell upgraded!!

Or downgraded, if you prefer half Asian chicks….
Buddy Earl

This “wallet fucker” has been in the SI swimsuit issue for the past 2 or 3 years. She may not have Russel Simmons money (who does?), but I don’t think she needs him to pay her rent and eat.