All women like famous dick, so when I reached out to Russell Brand to ask him to comment on how much this asian girl who looks like she’d give a solid massage that ends with her tongue in your ass costs and he didn’t bother answering.

I knew it was because she was free. Girls have this trigger that goes off in their vaginas that if a guy is on TV, Movies, Stage, he is more important than the guy who isn’t, so they groupie themselves up and end up back at their hotel room, only to be violated from every which way, maybe thinking that it is validating to have famous cock, like it means they got through and were good enough amongst all the other chicks, or maybe it’s because they dream of a better life with the famous cock, you know designer fucking bags and shit. What they don’t realize is that the famous cock is only lookin for a good time, and has slutty girls all over the world willing to jump on their dicks. They know that girls are sluts, never respect them, never commit to them, never really do anything for them, other than the occassional text message or myspace message or facebook message to keep the fuckin’ door open because they’ve already got the girl to whore out for them once, might as well make it a routine, since the only reason the girl is with them is for their status/money, why not use them back the next time they roll into town.

These famous cocks are living the life in some people’s eyes, you know different pussy every fucking night, but it all seems like way too much fuckin’ work to me even if it comes easy…

Nice panties Russell and I bet this is a pretty shitty way for the dude who’s dating this girl in yellow to find out why she wasn’t answering his calls last night….sucker.

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