Comedian/Actor/Writer Russell Brand was seen kissing up with another groupie, a day after pictures of him in his underwear with some Asian hit. The reason he’s out hustling girls…because he can. Dude is a hot commodity internationally, and he’s gonna milk that as much as he can, and convince pussy everywhere they have a chance, while planning the next pussy to hit, until eventually, getting caught and locked the fuck down, married, have kids and end up doing it all over again, before getting caught and divorced only to do it all over again. I guess that is the empty cycle that is his life, I mean he’ll never find a soul mate because he’s always gonna be looking for fresher pussy, to share his love with the world, and as a man who has found his soulmate that’s a real tragedy, and by soulmate, I mean fat bitch who doesn’t turn me on, but covers my basic needs, and who has no self respect and lets me go out and do whatever the fuck I want only to come home and describe every single pussy I saw that wasnt hers. It’s pretty amazing.

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