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Fergie’s not the rock hard body she used to be. I call this the marriage workout. She can finally kick back and take it easy and tell her husband that she was out exercising, meanwhile she’s just planning on gaining enough weight for her husband to regret ever marrying her.

Maybe this low intensity working out, is because her heart is so wrecked from her meth addiction, but I have a feeling that whole meth addiction was bullshit, because I know meth addicts and the last thing I expect out of them is a successful music career and happy, rich, full life, I just expect the scabs and premature death. Maybe Fergie knew someone who did meth and she smoked a hit once but didn’t inhale, but no meth addicts succeed, no matter how many days they stay up jacked and ready to work….because their idea of work is painting their one room apartment black and similar insanity.

Either way, she doesn’t look hot, but she’s hotter than my wife, so I’ll post it.

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HorneyLohanWanker

I love it when bitches have their ipods int heir ears when they are out walking, makes it much easier to drag them behind the bushes for a little in & out fun.

I would love to be right behind fergie with a cloth soaked in chloroform…
Satan666

Hahaha ^^^^ HLW

“excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?”
Bob Smith

Fergie never had a great body. She could work out 24×7 and she would still look average.

The voice though, makes you want to poke your eardrums out with a pencil.
anna

my god you are hysterical mr. martinez.

and the fact that hlw is still here and talking of raping women almost brings tears to my eyes.

oh how I have missed my drunkenstepfather.
HorneyLohanWanker

Anna, you want me to talk about raping farm animals, are you sick or something?

Woman were made to pleasure me. Sometimes it just takes a bit of coercion.

Deal with it.

Sata666: Best pick up line ever “Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

Guaranteed to never strike out!
anna

Yes, very sick. and no i don’t want to hear you talk about it. I’m all about seeing the video though.
HorneyLohanWanker

For $5.00 you can.

You can even choose the animal or bitch. Hows that for service?
anna

Cool, let me know where to send my donation.

Oh yeah, and I choose either your mom or a chicken that we will call by your mom’s name. You choose sweetheart.

p.s. don’t get mad at the mom jokes I secretly look up to you, as I also wank to Lohan and wish I had the guts and penis to rape girls that like to jog.