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Here’s a love letter I spent the whole night writing to Rihanna, you know, I wanted to get it right without it sounding too creepy, you know since it’s the internet and people don’t like meeting creepy dudes off the internet, especially poor, fat, creepy dudes from the internet, so I gotta put on my charm, so this is what I came up with:

Rihanna,

My love for you may not be real, since we’ve never met, but I have tried to jerk off to your music videos, with no real success, but the thought of you being a strong enough woman to take a serious beating turns me the fuck on. Not that that matters, you know, Keri Hilson says that love can knock you down, but you prove that love with Chris Brown doesn’t. You inspire me to get off my couch and walk to the kitchen and get a glass of water, instead of vodka. You are the only drug I need.

Hit me up on my 2 way,

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

I am not too good at this whole love letter shit, I am not good at expressing myself when it comes to my emotions, I tend to always say the wrong thing, and I know that Rihanna and I will never be, but I’ll just keep her in my heart and use thoughts of what could have been, to inspire me to be a better person….

Here she is partying like a single whore lookin’ for some new rebound cock to get over her whole love bullshit.

Here’s the Video….

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bobo

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Expletive Big Man Politics

Yes Rhianna looks nice, especially since she dumped that cougar loving mutha fucker Chris Brown. Though there isn’t anything wrong with leaving totally hot young bitches for a husky cougar (cause I like me a cougar), but I draw the line at beating the living shit out of my date because she wants to know why I’m banging said Cougar instead of juicing my much younger girlfriend in the ass. Well Rhianna, if Mr Martinez doesn’t get to you in time, then I’m your man, though i’ll have to wear a condom before a proper ass reaming.

Though she’s a bit too skinny for my taste, and ass reaming would be even more distasteful if there is no round bottom in which to hang on to for dear life, now had she the shape that Kim kardashian has, well, I’d pop her one in the butt or front, however and if ever she wished it, then I’d buy some ice scream and squirt all of that up there some where and get a nice stray and suck it all out.
Lt.Dangle

I’ll give it 3 months before she gets another black eyes for not shutting her mouth. Stupid women, words are only for men.
Satan666

too bad for her that she’s dumb… she prolly gonna end up dead
Carlos

RIhanna is kinda stuck right now. If she stays with Chris then she’s a stupid whore for staying with the dude that beat the hot shit out of her. If she hooks up with a little pussy boy, then she’ll look like a victim who’s constantly reliving that beatdown she took. What’s a stupid bitch to do? I think Rihanna might want to start licking some pussy. She can’t go wrong there. She’s a bit mannish, so getting her ass whipped would probably be out of the question, and if things go wrong then she can just move on the the next tuna taco that comes along.
nunya

I would beat her up and ram my cock up her ass but in the privacy of my home.
Chris Brown should have known better than beating her up in public and letting the bitch get a cell phone.
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Thanks for this post!

I really appreciated it! ^^

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