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Britney Spears posted this picture of her ass on Twitter and by Britney Spears I mean one of her staff memebers who pretends to be here, because the last thing Britney tried to use a computer, it ended up in her deep fryer and eater, because that’s what southern pigs do, they eat shit they deep fry. Sure that may not make sense, maybe I should tell a story about a mom of two who got on stage without pants on at my local strip club, because she’s trying to put food on the table, unfortunately, they couldn’t photoshop retouch her live, because her shit wasn’t this smooth and put together, in fact, her vagina looked more like a scaled down, fleshy garbage truck and kinda smelled the same. I still paid her 10 dollars to touch the tits, but only because she promised to squirt me with lactation, which leads me to ask, can you get AIDS from breast milk?

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http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Her milk shaker is overrated.
Satan666

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha nah fuck it

does anyone know if she pushed those babies out tha vag or was it c sections?

i don’t mind a c section scar but i hate a loose pussy. i hear chicks talk all the time about the “elasticity” of the vag and how it goes back to normal but that’s all bullshit… that’s just shit they tell themselves to silence their inner doubts about their man’s fidelity

if you shit a bowling ball out of your asshole and tell me if it ever goes back to being the same…
Bob Smith

It’s bullshit about the elasticity. A chick’s vagina pre-children is much better. Not just tighter, but better feel. It eventually gets better, but it’s never the same. Like if you have an elastic waistband in your shorts, it’s fine until some fat pig wears it for a day and then it’s never the same after that.

But keep in mind, a chick’s mouth always feels the same, and the anal thing isn’t affected by childbirth, so you’re really only talking about 33% of Brittany’s inputs here worst case.
http://selfhelpcenter.blogspot.com romius t

BREAST MILK CAN CAUSE AIDS , JESUS, YOU BETTER CALL MAgIC JOHNSON AND GET his CURE !