Unlike Lily Allen, Kim Kardashian does fat right, sure she’s not the hottest girl out there and looks a bit like a man, or something that I haven’t quite figured out, but you gotta give the girl some respect, she manages to suck down all the donuts, ice cream, candy, chips, chocolate, cake, carbs, fried chicken her lazy, slacking, rich piece of shit can, and it just seems to end up in the right places, tricking dudes into thinking she’s a big titty, big booty, curvy goddess, leading to her making more money, ending up a cover girl, all while just being a fat pig of a girl optical illusion. The kind of optical illusion fat girls I see at fast food joints would really appreciate if they took 5 minutes off of their emotional eating….

Either way, here are her big ol’ titties.

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