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You know when you park outside the ice cream shop in the beginning of summer, on a hot summer day, before the hot teen girls head off to camp, and watch them eat their ice cream, slowly licking it and sucking it and watching it drip down their chin, you know playing that shit over and over in slow motion in your head for the next couple of days, or until you muster up the energy and courage to get back there to watch it all over again, because you’re scared they’ll catch onto your dirty little secret, well, seeing Kim Kardashian trying to be sexy with a lollipop almost ruins that for me. She is a fucking pig.

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Ha

She sucks on lollipops a lot. I think she is trying to make it her “thing”, and I agree, she looks disgusting doing it. She is not a sex kitten or a “bombshell” and she’s not a schoolgirl. It just looks….. odd. I don’t want to call her overweight, because I think it’s lame that unless you are nearly anorexic thin, you aren’t considered attractive, but she reminds me of of some big overweight kid always walking around shoving candy and junk food in their mouth.
Next up, can someone PLEASE tell Holly Madison that her knee socks look STUPID. They are *not* “cute” (like she likes to call everything on earth).
Whitney

Um…that’s not Kim. I think that’s Khloe.
LaLa

Kardashians are interchangeable.
yuck

She is a pig.
Bill fucking Nye

Whatever, they’re all chunky pigs, all start with K. Fuck this is so wrong.
Jamie

Ummm….Does this giant amazon actually think she’s pretty? Can’t she understand that she will NEVER be petite and beautiful like her sister Kim, no matter how hard she tries. She looks pathetic.
madam ex

WOW so harsh on Khloe, I think her body is beautiful, who the fuck made a rule that women should be a size 0-2? WTF, we would all be the same.
ChaCha LaRue

I don’t think she looks that bad at all. Pretty cute to me. Average sized girl. I think you all who are calling her ugly and a pig are at home looking at your multiple computer screens all day and reading stuff like this while you pick your face and consider overdosing on Claritin. Geeks.
n2tattoos

i see enough fug in real life. i want my fantasy to be hot.
Misha

I think the only remote decent looking kardashian is Kim thats even worthy of being a half ass celebrity if you can call that.
Nick

Misha, ain’t nothing half when it comes to Kim’s fat ass.
Barbaralee

I think she looks great, all the haters need to stop already. She is definitely NOT fat people.
kat

i don’t think she’s fat… but she ain’t sexy.
mostly because of her cold dead eyes, like fantasizing about a zombie
blueangel

Yeah, she’s fat. She probably weighs 165-175 but whatever. Her size isn’t what makes her look like an idiot. It’s the fact that she’s sucking on a lollipop at her age. Lollipops, like pacifiers, are for kids.
LOLZ

# Jamie Says:
March 31st, 2009 at 6:14 pm

Ummm�.Does this giant amazon actually think she�s pretty? Can�t she understand that she will NEVER be petite and beautiful like her sister Kim, no matter how hard she tries. She looks pathetic.

Kim, petite ? And what ? Oink . Hahahaha .
Bob Smith

Look, she’s fat. Nobody says you have to look freaky like the hilton chicks, but this girl is fat.

One of the favorite things about Kim Kardashian is that when they show her fat ass, all the fat chicks leave messages about how she isn’t really fat. It’s predictable like the sun rising.
qdrop

Any guy who thinks a normal girl is fat, is psychotic. It’s too bad there isn’t a full-length picture next to everyone’s comment. I’d like to see what all you fatasses look like while you’re eating junk food late night and typing away on your laptops, slamming Khloe for being “fat”.

Khloe is just taller than her sisters, that’s why she looks bigger. She has an awesome personality and she is pretty. I don’t get the lollipop thing, but whatever. All your insults just stem from your own insecurities, psychos.
qdrop

Oh and Bob Smith? You sound like the fattest fuck of all.
n2tattoos

# qdrop Says:
March 31st, 2009 at 11:53 pm

Any guy who thinks a normal girl is fat, is psychotic. It�s too bad there isn�t a full-length picture next to everyone�s comment. I�d like to see what all you fatasses look like while you�re eating junk food late night and typing away on your laptops, slamming Khloe for being �fat�.

Khloe is just taller than her sisters, that�s why she looks bigger. She has an awesome personality and she is pretty. I don�t get the lollipop thing, but whatever. All your insults just stem from your own insecurities, psychos.

your mom is fat.
gladyskravitz

Hey asshole! Khloe Kardashian is 5’9″ and perfectly proportioned, while her sisters Kim and Kourtney are like 4’11″ and 5’2″.
She’s beautiful, funny, quick witted and a great girl.

BACK THE FUCK OFF!
Napoleon

Fat, no. thick and on her way to fat, yes. Regardless, why are there pictures of her. WTF did she do to become a celebrity? She is famous for having a sister who is famous for……. it will come to me. My half brother was employee of the month once, i’m ready for my close up Mr. Demill.
gia

She has wide hips & heavy thighs & a big ass, but she isnt “fat”…She is smaller on top, so she can conceal the thickness & accentuate her smaller parts (her waist area) by wearing certain clothes. I dont have a mega issue with her size, she seems to be big boned, not everyone can be petite, even if she lost weight she would still look “big”….
That being said she may not be “fat”, but she is still an ugly pig monster with zero sex appeal. None of them impress me at all. They all always wear so much make up & this lollipop gimmick is so cliche & transparent, you cant force sexiness, you either have it or you dont…Less is more!
mb

She is gross, fat as fuck, no talent. It is amazing how our celebrities don’t have to accomplish anything to become stars other than be a fat ass with a dead father.
m45trkllr

If Khloe is a monster, then she can gobble up my lollipop any day!!!
spot

HEY mb she must have some talent if she owns a clothing store chain and her 2 slutty sister are always asking her for help.she can suck on my loll any time she wants too
cunt

Okay, despite size, this bitch is still fucking NASTY! There can be big and beautiful women, not every has to be a 0-2, but this one is just plain nasty and disgusting.
cunt

*She kind of remind me of a young Rosie O’Donnel (sp?) for some reason.