PETA usually does some naked protests and I’ve been following the shit as much as I can being someone who has no real interest in animal rights, because I have a dog and everyday I struggle with not leaving the back door open, or maybe leaving his collar just a little too fucking loose, so that maybe he just happens to escape and you know disappear because he kinda holds me back from doing all thing things I like doing, like not wake up at 6 in the fucking morning to feed his mooch ass.

I like the publicity stunts, because I like naked lesbians, since it’s hard to see naked lesbians outside of activism, you know since the word on the street is that I have a penis, and even if it’s a little penis, it’s still not a penis a lesbian is willing to pretend is a vagina, if you know what I mean.

Today, I was let down, there was know hippie bush, there was no lesbian nipple ring, there was just a bunch of assholes pretending to be slaughtered seals, something my Inuit/Eskimo homeboys, would probably take offense too, because baby seal meat is their steak and seal fur is pretty fuckin’ luxurious.

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