Her name is Rachel Sterling, her job is being fucking useless. She was a Pussycat Doll at some point in her life, and has turned to DJing and hosting shitty fucking parties around North America. I haven’t been fortunate enough to go and laugh at her in action, since I am banned from all events thrown by the only shitty company in this city willing to bring a cunt like this into town to party, they also bring in acts like Caroline D’Amore. I know, I’m really missing out…at least on seeing a couple tacky girls showing off some cleavage for a bunch of chachi motherfuckers with bottles of Grey Goose while listening to Bob Sinclair or whatever their into now. Assholes like this make me disappointed to be human, like when I think about how they’re livin and the shit they’re doin’ I just wish I was a fucking Goat or some shit, so I wouldn’t have to deal with all this rage, I’d be too busy eating garbage…something Simon Rex is into or at least can relate to, you know, now that he’s dating this cunt…get it…cuz her pussy tastes and smells like kitchen garbage….at least that’s what her fake tits imply. Whore.

On a side note, Simon Rex aka the rapper Dirt Nasty and original jerk off porn hustler follows me on Twitter so I love him. Buy his album and if he’s reading this, send me some Rachel Sterling nudes, she looks like a cunt you’ll end up hating in a few months anyway….get to work on that man. I hope she doesn’t read this and have second thoughts, maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut and waited for you to deliver cuz as men we have that understanding. Oh well…

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