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Lohan Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be crazy, I don’t know her so I couldn’t really tell you what the fuck she’s into, but I do know that she’s driving around a porn producers expensive car, she’s reportedly broke and out of work, she’s pretty much admitted to being a sex addict, you know to fill the void she feels from being an empty person with no father, she’s into eating pussy, which makes porn scenes all the more interesting.

Actually, it makes life all the more interesting and if you land a girl who is into girls and interested in eating pussy and actually means it, you have got to work that angle fast, because before you know it, she’ll be off doing it with other guys and girls and all that groundwork you laid into gettin her to accept it as a possibility gets thrown the fuck out of the window and into some other asshole’s bed, before you get your taste. It’s like you spend all your time on someone, and they take that shit to share with the guy next door, before you get the chance to really appreciate what you created.

I used to bang a friend of mine’s girlfriend. When he first got with her, before I got with her, he’d complain about how bad she was in bed, how she wouldn’t let him cum in her, how she was fuckin’ standard and so he spent a solid 6 months training her to be the little slut he wanted and when he finally got her to a good place, she moved in on me because she was all sexually confident with her new found skills and he was out of town, so I got this well practiced pussy and I think it was the only time I ever came from a blowjob, it was fantastic, especially since I didn’t have to go through all the hard work, unfortunately, the aftermath when my friend found out, wasn’t quite as pleasant….

Here’s the video….

  • Satan666

    Ok, i’ve changed my mantra for Lohan.

    It is DIE DIE DIE… unless you make a porno.

  • Marie-Eve Martinez

    Rich people who wear torn up clothing with holes in are insulting.

  • nunya

    Isn’t she dead yet?

  • Bob Smith

    She has the kind of tits you want to slap hard.

  • Roberto

    Bitch be working the street soon enough….LOL. Roberto smack that bitch good. Show her my pimp hand. Not even Sammy R want that ho no more.
    Roberto sent that ho bitch porn offer but no response. Roberto not worried. The skeezer will be my bitch soon…..real soon!

  • James

    Nice Looking brests. When is she coming over to my place.

  • Satan666

    ^^^ probably as soon as you learn how to spell “breasts”… which is never

  • Roberto

    You will NEVER have my ho’s breasts! Not until you pay me Roberto $50. Then you can slap that bitch around all night. Bitch on the verge of od’ing any day now. And me Roberto will be there to put the bitch where she belongs. Into Roberto’s fine collection of skeezy ho’s. I Roberto take all major credit cards , cash and of course food stamps. Mention Drunken Stepfather to receive a ONE time discount on your junky ho of choice!

  • Roberto

    HAHAHA…….Bitch be back on the Crazy Train!! Jesus you really got to stop taking the weekends off. You missing all the crazy bitch fun. Ho got dragged away by five bouncers one night, then locked out by Sammy R. Roberto sense’s a Ho OVERDOSE coming. C’mon bro get back with the program.

    Luv,
    Roberto

  • Roberto

    LOL!!! Look at the picture of Roberto’s junky ho at tmz.com/2009/04/05/lindsay-lohan-rough-night/

    Bitch passed out cold. Hahaha Roberto wishes he was there to stick his manmeat in the ho. Start traing da bitch into the life of Roberto’s sluts.

    Well now Roberto buy bus ticket to L.A. to bring butch back to Roberto’s place. Look for bitch on craigslist under Roberto’s All Star whores.

  • cowbulls

    Those are some lovely breasts. What a waste.

  • CK Luv

    nice one dude, way to bring real life experiences into your land of make-believe.






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