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From the stepFORUM of the Day

You’re lucky I don’t have friends, because as my birthday, I am pretty much down with not writing about celebrities, in fact, I feel that way everyday, but I just have nothing better to do with myself, not that you care.

What I did do today, not that you care, is walked to the bridge I walk to when I am bored, where I look down and contemplate jumping off and ending it all, just because, it’d be something to do, and in case you were wondering, I didn’t do it, I did however meet a girl on the way who was crying, and suggested she try it out, because I hear with death comes the end of sadness, so I’ll have to look out on the local news to see if she took my advice.

Happy birthday to me.

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———Celebs———

HOT – Bijou Phillips in Jack magazine  (kind of NSFW)
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Kate Beckinsale – Super Ass-Crack shot (SFW)
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Amy Winehouse Looks Like A Man… a homeless man
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy O&A in LA
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Avril Lavigne in Night & Day Magazine
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Duffy – Performs at the V Festival
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Anna Kournikova Gorgeous @ K-Swiss Yachtparty
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Jennifer Hawkins – At Golden Slipper Day 2009
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Paris Hilton @ Bravo’s 2nd Annual A-List Awards
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Kaley Cuoco at 44th annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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Miley Cyrus @ ACM Awards
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Carrie Underwood @ 44th annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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Marisa Miller @ 44th annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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Jennifer Love Hewitt @ Country Music Awards
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Taylor Swift Hotness @ Country Music Awards
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Paris Hilton Biting Lady GaGa’s style
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Alexis Bledel @ Karina Taira photoshoot
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Monsters VS Aliens – Telesync
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Fast And Furious TS
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Surviving Suburbia – Season 1
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In Treatment – Season 1
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Down And Dirty With Jim Norton
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Twilight Zone – All Episodes
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The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything A VeggieTales Movie (2008)
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Southland
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Heavy Load DVDRip
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Detroit Metal City DVDRip
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———Random——–

Martha Stewart Queefs (video)
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When it must Die
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Real Girls (some NSFW)
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Holy Shit! UPS Racer conversions video (skip to 3:10 for action)
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Chrome Ford Shelby GR-1
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Gay Test (SFW)
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Attack of the blood squirting lizards (bizarre video)
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———Apps———

Acoustica Mixcraft v4.5.116
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AV Voice Changer Diamond 6.0.34
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Convert Image To Text
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Rosetta Stone 2.1.5.1A: Persian (Farsi)
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IDM UltraEdit v15.00.0.1033
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———Music———

Rascal Flatts – Unstoppable
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Simply Red 25: The Greatest Hits (2008)
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Deftones Live – Melting Point
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 Latter Days – The Best Of Led Zeppelin Volume One
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Outcesticide: In Memory of Kurt Cobain
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The Hold Steady – A Positive Rage
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Deftones – Anger – A Collection of Rare & Unreleased Tracks
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Closer – The Best Of Sarah McLachlan (2008)
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Genrecide (Vol. 1) – Compilation
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Liars – Drums Not Dead
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Nirvana – Twilight of the Gods
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Phoenix – Live! Thirty Days Ago
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Spring Chickens #18
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Dead Kennedys – Jello’s Revenge
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John Rich – Son Of A Preacher Man
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Nirvana – The Back Catalogue
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———E-books———

The Complete Calvin & Hobbes
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Home Theater April 2009
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Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
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———Sleaziness———

Bootylicious
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Oh Hell yes… good job Max!
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Dice has Ams
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Courtney Simpson Naughty America
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Angelica Raven – Anal Loving Milf
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BadGirl Glory Hole!
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Stephanie Cane – Teens Like It Big
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Waterbondage 4455 – Katja Kassin
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Laura Love Getting Railed
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Mariah Milano
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  • Satan666

    Happy Birthday Jesus. I will buy you lunch with the $15 i owe.

  • serafina

    Happy Birthday! I love you more than anything.

  • salumeria

    buon compleanno Jesus

  • Triplehtown

    Hola Chuy!

    Congrats on another year of excruciating pain you cunt stain! For your birthday I am donating money to the local orphanage to subsidize your many illegitimate children.

    BWahahah fuck that. I’ll invest in a man sized bib for ya so you can attack that shitty cake your wife paid for with her streetwalking exploits. Fuck, I’m feeling generous, I’ll throw in an adult undergarment that matches your luchadore mask so that you can finally go out in public you ancient waste of space.

    Happy Bday Homeslice

    Your pal and eventual dancer on your grave

    Trips

  • Satan666

    Trip don’t kid yourself… this man can father no children.

  • Triplehtown

    I thought that was just because his cock was permanently embedded in his grotesque belly button, or that maybe he was chemically castrated for his sexual abuse of lizards as is mexican custom.

    No bullets in his gun? In that case I will impregnate an illegal immigrant then call the INS in his honor, that way he knows that there is a bastard out there that hates the name of Jesus Martinez. Have fun being a drug mule in the Mexican drug war Pedro Martinez!

  • Max

    Happy Birthday.

    If it wasn’t for you I might have a fucking life.

    Enjoy it while you can…

  • carajas

    Chuuyyy!! Happy Birthdaaayyyy!!!

  • Lt.Dangle

    Happy birthday!!!

    Thanks for a site that takes away from some of my masturbating time and has allowed me to dig deeper and deeper into the bowels of porn and makes me wonder how many gigabytes of porn have I downloaded to post here and is it going to effect my chances of getting into heaven. I hope there’s no video recording because thanks to you and this site I’m so fucked.

  • nachos1345

    Happy birfday muthafucka!!

    I’m not going to suck your dick, but if you ask nicely I’ll tickle your sack.

  • JoJo

    Jesus,
    Hope you have a wonderful birthday. Filled with coke and sex with hookers. ;) *Call me* lol

  • ms. cellany

    Happy birthday! You’re old and your penis doesn’t work! :D

  • n2tattoos

    Happy Birthday to our favorite bitch cunt whore. I hope the Olsen twins come to your party so we can finally see their tits.

  • http://selfhelpcenter.blogspot.com romius t

    Wait. Is it really your birthday again? Wasn’t it your birthday like a couple of weeks ago? Don’t stop dissing celebs. Its your meal ticket. Otherwise your site will end up like mine… a no name blogger with 10 followers ….

  • MEGADOUCHE

    For your birthday I wish you every happiness. Yeah, that’s pretty gay. I wish you syphilis. I wish you gay syphilis. I wish you gay turd-encrusted syphilis.
    Thanks.

  • MEGADOUCHE

    And dysentery.

  • http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

    Happy Birthday fatty! May all your dreams come true. Oh wait that will be tough to come by especially for you. But still pudgy man, dream big! If you play your cards right and a few good luck naked virgins fall out of the sky then success, fame, and fortune will be achieved in the next 30 or 40 years.

  • http://www.craigtroup.com Troup

    Happy Birthday you cunt.

  • DAS

    Happy Birthday Pendejo!

  • fuckstik

    happy B day , I ‘m going to throatfuck a wayward runaway in celebration .

  • Bam-bam

    Happy Birthday!

  • Pobs

    Happy Birthday master!

    P.S. The cheque’s in the post ;-)

  • http://sous-vetement.fleshion.com/ Fanchette

    Great idea this, it’s all so pretty. Are there any forums that you recommend I join ?






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