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I don’t know what it about Sienna Miller, but I do know I want to fuck her. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people have beat me to it and by a lot of people, I mean A LOT of fucking people. I feel like she’s had more cock than Chick-fil-a. You know the kind of girl who smokes hard, drinks hard, rips coke hard, and jumps on dick hard and often, and I guess that’s almost disgusting.

See, I am the kind of guy who likes my vagina’s like a luxurious shoe still on the shelf at the shoe store, you know the kind you aren’t too sure how many times they’ve been tried on, or if they’ve ever been tried on, because they are firm, the leather is tight and they are in pretty mint condition, you know something you’d spend a couple hundred dollars on.

Now I’ve got a feeling Sienna Miller’s vagina is more like the kind of shoe you’d pick up at the second hand store for 50 cents, you know mismatched, discolored and slowly turning grey, loose and falling apart, worn by many people and fucking stinks because of some infection that was left behind, with a weird rough patch near the toe and a hole in the sole…..if you know what I mean….

And here is Sienna Miller not wearing any shoes going through Airport security, showing off her dirty hippie, free spirited, fun loving, slut feet that I know at least one guy has cum all over…..

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Satan666

I hate bitches that take pictures and you can see that the bottoms of their feet are filthy.

It immediately conjures up trailer park images and thoughts of babies running around nekkid in public while the mom smokes newports and watches Springer.

Filthy ghetto trash whores
tara

I don’t even like Sienna and I feel the need to point out that she’s going through security. A lot of airports make you take off your shoes when you go through the screening. I’ve done it at three different airports in the past year.
Shelly

Yeah I’m sure she was doing it for the screening, At lax they make everyone take their shoes off and they get sent through the x-ray machine.
And since she is walking through the security check point…..
Trudy

Your feet don’t get dirty walking five steps through the detector.
Didion

I would suck those toes and lick the soles of her feet, I don’t care how fucking dirty they are. She is a stone fox, one of the hottest girls I have ever seen. I heard she is a mad crazy hell of fuck too, one of the best.
Art

Thank you so much for all your comments on how bad this chick is, because now I don�t feel quite so pathetic anymore.

I think the point is there are plenty of those of us who would say, “as long as I have a face she will have a place to sit.” I can’t imagine asking to inspect her feet. While I am slurping she can tell me how wild she is and I wouldn’t care, because it would be a whole lot better than giving myself calluses on my dominant hand. Who even remotely like that have you been boinking lately?