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Russell Brand is milking this fame shit by always rockin’ out with random groupies. These two girls I guess he was fucking in tandem, because that’s the power fame gives you, ran outside hiding under black robes to get something out of their car, because I am sure Brand has had his way with them from all fuckin’ angles.

I don’t have anything to really say about this, because who really cares. Girls are whores. Girls like famous dudes and why wouldn’t they. He’s got money, he’s not lookin’ for a wife, but they probably like giving him everything he wants in hopes that one day he’ll choose them and let them into his little world.

Who cares. Seriously. Why did I bother downloading these fucking pictures. Cropping them. Uploading them. When there’s nothing hot about them except whatever my imagination had lined up for them, but even that’s hard to pull off because all I see are their thick ankles, like we’re in some muslim country reporting the news in blackface….you like how I just tied that into an earlier post. Admit it was clever.

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Satan666

I admit that this Russell Brand dude is working it proper… nothin wrong with that. I would do it if i was famous. Actually i think if i was famous i would fuck any and every chick that i could.

Well, i pretty much try to do that now, though.
I guess the only difference would be that if i was famous i might actually score once in a while.
Joe

Both sets of feet look like womans
Must be a real fag, or a tranny oe Metrosexual
painted toe nails ?.

Gimme a break F___ing England ….all fags !!
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All his bitches should be visibly branded that way I know when to avoid them in the future. I mean really, my mouth and crotch are still virginal to any STD sores. In fact all infected bitches should be branded with the Scarlet X.
nunya

Who is this russell brand?
these whores look like they escaped a cult
madam ex

Love the way they forgot to put the self tanner on their feet….it completely stops at the ankles, fucking idiots. Whores are really fucking dumb. Im embarassed to be a woman sometimes at some of the shit they do and say.
Boon

I can only hope they’re a Heaven’s Gate spin-off, and he kills himself.
Amber Taylor

Russell Brand is repulsive. He has the ugliest face & an even uglier build.

I don’t want him.
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I feel like I had something to say 1 minute ago about this situation, but I just woke up from a nap and I’m still really drunk from happy hour. Happy Friday!
fred

why is everybody so quick to judge? surely its up to him what he does with his personal life…and who can truly say that if they was single and approached by good looking girls/guys that they wouldn’t say no?? Happy Friday
nunya

fred if these two whores were good looking things would be different
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i thought english whores were fat – they would hardly go down well for breakfast in missouri
Liz

Most british girls have a case of the horse face and bad teeth.
Lunatic

shit one of the girls has feet like a man!!!!!
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