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Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

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CubboyNp

Hey Daddy – according to Wikipedia, this whore “took time off from modeling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French.” I guess she can say “You can cum on my fake tits but not in my ass” in the language of love! Bon jour!
MEGADOUCHE

She is attention whore, nes pa? Is that French? Anyway, thanks for the giant nips.
Expletive big man politics

Well she has a cunny, so i guess she’s okay.
Vance

Can you say beast? Does she travel in a horse trailer? Jesus God she reminds me of the bad snatch seen in the cheapest Bourbon Street strip clubs.
Perv

I would do her plastic shoes, plastic tits and all.

And what’s up with that green scarf (I think) on that fag with her?
Fading Dong

hey can you find the lisa rinna playboy pics that came out today and post them? I feel like jerking off to a 45 year old woman. at least im honest.
HorneyLohanWanker

I love her fake tits, really, who gives a shit if a woman has fake tits? I mean other than stupid cunts who don’t want to spend the few thousand dollars to get their own fake tits? So they bad mouth the good cunts who do.

And pussy guys will go along with them, cuz, even real tits are better than no tits at all.
HorneyLohanWanker

Who notices her shoes? I mean other than perv?
JOHN SMITH

SHE SO HOT!!!!….SO WHAT U GUYS NOT GET ANY
PAT

YEAH SO SHE WHORE WHO CARES…..SHE IS SO FINE ANYWAYS
Motorboater

Those tits look pretty tasty to me!!! All women should dress this way!
Emma G

The face of an angel….. dust addicted ex stripper who now works in a cocktail lounge and gives bj’s for coin
shaunalover

its not plastic shoes, its lucite heels
She’s disgusting

She’s a whore. Come to think of it, she’s the whore that blew me last night…
Samantha

She would be put to death in soooo many countries. Damn our liberties.
That’s “hot?”

LMAO@people saying she’s hot. Are you kidding me?? So many things are wrong with her but I’ll list them (my opinion mind you):

-nasty fake tits that are way too big for her frame (real breasts rule. They are soft and they BOUNCE. What a concept)
-she has no curves
-she has NO ass (she’d probably stab you to death doing it doggy… what a way to go I guess)
-she looks C-H-E-A-P
-her nose looks odd and does not compliment her (old) face. Bad nose job much?
-her skin looks oily and orange-ish
-she has fake ass extensions & bleached hair which doesn’t match her BLACK eyebrows (hahaha, wtf)
-BOTOX. Gross
-her make up looks gross (PINK lipstick?? Wtf)
-her lips are fake
-her heavy make up AGES her. She would look A LOT better if she used natural tones and got rid of that blond shit on her head
-she looks like a freakin whore… head to toe

In conclusion, this woman is gross and a horrible example for her 3 daughters. I feel so sorry for them. Mommy is a whore and daddy is a beater-douche. *tear drops* Hahahaha.