Here’s my prediction. Jewel’s husband Ty, the Rodeo champion is totally fucking this Chelsie Hightower bitch. She’s his dance partner, and based on my experience in clubs, if you dance a little too long or intensely with someone, it usually results in her bouncing on your dick, I mean if the roofies kick in properly and she’s fat.

So I assume that’s what’s going on here, otherwise she wouldn’t be playin’ it up like a little homewreckin’ slut in one of his fucking cowboy shirts she turned into a dress…. to let Jewel know where motherfucker spent the night last night.

Not that anyone cares about any of these people, I’m just trying to distract myself from the hell that I am living and the asshole kids outside my aparment who keep screaming “420″ because they think smokin’ weed today warrants a fucking Broadway performance that annoys me.

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