You don’t need to be a billionaire to get a naked chick hanging off you while you kiteboard, you just have to be me, not that I kiteboard or get naked chicks hanging off me, but I could, I just need to go to Vietnam or Thailand, where 20 US dollars gets me 3 naked girls climbing up me like I was a junglegym, and by 3 naked girls I mean 10 year old boys.

Either way, here’s Branson with his girlfriend Denni “Michael J. Fox” Parkinson naked for a photoshoot from god fuckin’ knows where, to remind you that his life is amazing and yours is not. Enjoy….

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