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I hate fratboy jocks. I am pretty sure you all know why and it’s not like they really like me either. Everytime I’ve come across one, it’s always ended in a fight or argument because fuckin’ with morons is funny to me but morons only know how to argue by gang raping you in the bathroom, but don’t worry it’s not gay if they do it together and if it’s meant to teach a lesson.

Either way, I love how his asshole friend, if you watch the video you’ll hear:”

“No, No, He’s Okay”

…..famous last words from the idiot who let you die. I guess next time you Beer Bong, god knows why you’d want to, but if you’re an idiot and do, you know for Spring Break or to impress dumb college chicks with used up Sorority pussy, make sure the asshole you’re doing with is not this guy.

Personally, if I wanna get fucked up, I’d rather drink a lot the traditional way or do recreational drugs, we don’t need to make a mockery of my lifestyle choices by inventing stupid college party tricks. Assholes.

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Lt.Dangle

I call huge bullshit on this one…..not a fucking chance in hell that pussy would get that fucked up that quick. What was it like 12 seconds before he was about to pass out. the stomach doesn’t absorb the alcohol that quick. And he might of been beer bonging 6 beers at the most. Fucking pussy and a fake piece of shit. I chugged a half a bottle of southern comfort for my first ever drink and it still took 20-30 minutes for me to feel the effect.
MrObvious

Maybe he was already drunk before.

Thing is, when someone passes out, you let them lie on their back and elevate their legs to allow blood to flow back into the brain. You don’t haul them right up like that before they can recover… he kept passing out each time they did that.
Dear God!

Did anyone call 911? What a bunch of hicks!
JJ

Typical dumbass Charger fans

why the fuck would that idiot drag him around like that?
http://dlisted Jennifer

Watch again, The guys helping him are wearing COLTS jerseys. The Game is with the CHARGERS, but the A-holes are Colts fanz…

Dont be mad because SD is AWESOME!
chloe

What dipshits. I never understood the appeal of the whole beer bong thing. You look like an idiot doing it. LOL @ the woman whacking him on his back….what a dumb bitch, it’s not going to make the beer come out any better or faster! And yelling at a person to sit down won’t do anything, that fatass should’ve sat him down himself.

Overall, I am pissed.
Chris

MrObvious, you’re obviously an idiot. When someone passes out from DRINKING you do not let them stay laying down on their backs. When they start puking and they’re on their back they will suffocate. You put them on their side in the ‘recovery position’ that way the barf will drain out. Pretty sure this kid probably passed out because he didn’t breathe while he was hitting that beer bong and bam, out.
Mary

He isn’t drunk. That is what happens what you ingest a massive amount of fluid volume. The “drunkenness” you see is his brain being unable to handle the excess fluid.

This can absolutely 100% kill you that quick.
allan k

none of the morons who gave him beer even bothered to call 911!
tabitah

water can do the same thing if you “chugged” a lot of it.
remember the woman who died just because the morons at a radio station is giving a free wii and anyone who could drink tons of water is the winner.
stacey

to the idiot that said lay him on his back and elevated his legs.. your a retard. thats what you don’t want to do! he can aspirate and die on his back u dumbass. you put them on their side so if they puke it was aspirate into his lungs.
MrObvious

Lifting him up is the retard thing to do.

If he is NOT puking, then laying on his back is fine.

If he is puking, then yes, turn him on his side, I never said you CANT. You don’t have to wildly project like that.

However you do it, the important thing is that blood can continue to flow into the brain so that he does not pass out.
concernedmom

does anyone know if this kid is ok? kids think they are so invincible. i just hope someone stepped up and got him to the hospital. your all just questioning what they did after the fact, why is it considered ok for kids to get this messed up. i just think its unnecessary and irresponsible. how many friends, family, or acquaintances have to die before someone realizes getting “fucked up” isn’t that cool.
Marcy

What a bunch of freakin’ morons.

The first thing they should have done was call for an ambulance.
porch monkey

HA HA fuck that stupid ass white douche bag asshole. I hope he’s in a fucking coma that fucking retard. One of my all time favorite lines on these videos is “dude, are you okay?”LOL That video was too fucking funny.
asha

all the tits on this site are gross. seriously! wtf?
Mustache

Put him in recovery position, call for an ambulance
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