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I don’t know why I didn’t post very much today. I guess it happens as a lazy, confused drunk. In reality, I am surprised I’ve managed to keep the site up this long and consistent considering I am a lazy, confused, drunk.

The good news is that the local hockey team lost tonight which means that all the assholes I hate can finally shut the fuck up about their fucking team. I ended up at a bar earlier and it turned out to be a mistake. I’m talking people crying, people screaming, all over nothing.

Maybe I’m the weird one, actually, I know that I am the weird one.

I got this email correcting something I wrote…not that anyone would listen to what I have to say but just in case:

You keep saying that the age of consent in Canada is 14 years old. This is no longer true. The government raised it to 16 last year unless you are within 5 years of their age. Hate to see you cause someone to get in trouble.

Here are my links, more to come tomorrow….

The Closest Thing To Getting Laid You’ll Get All Day
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Paris Hilton Takes Her Herpes to Camaroon
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Benny Hill Car Chase, Because Anything Benny Hill is Amazing
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The 9 Sexiest Czech Women
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Welcome to the Gayifier
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Helly Brooke Says Enjoy the Show
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Learn some Ettiquette, 60′s Style
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Prostinauts – All Those Astronaut Jokes Make a Hell of a Lot More Sense Now
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In Brunette Heaven
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5 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To
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Legalize Prostitution! Stop Religious & Sexual Hypocrisy
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Striptease of the Day
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25 With a 9 Year Old Speaks for Itself, Doesn’t It?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chelsea Handler Versus Paris Hilton
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Petra Nemcover HAs Left Me Speechless
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Tori Spelling’s Family Wants Her in REhab
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Aubrey O’Day Panty Upskirt
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Evan Rachel Wood is Working it Lately
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Almost Got Shot!
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Jennifer Lopez is Making Want Her Latina Ass More and More, Day by Day
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How To: Kiss a Girl
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Jennifer Maxx Loves a Good Drilling
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And That’s Why You Never Get Too Close…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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WTF is WRONG with Kelly Bensimon’s Tits?
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Taylor Vixen Wet and Wild
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Sexy Dance FAIL
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Because You Probably Need a Laugh Today
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I Love You Vanessa Hudgens
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Amy Green is Topless
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Gwen Loves the Great Outdoors
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I Love You Halle Berry
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Penny Cruz Just Made My Day
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Lenka and Her Best Friend
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The Octomom Was a Stipper For Over a Year and Guess What Her Name Was?
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Bohemian Crap Machines
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Like Mother Like Daughter
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Michael Jacson WTF?!
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Dilco Corn Pony
(seriously this is awesome)
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And Now, a Tribute to the Underboob
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Miami Slut Tits
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Is that picture you??
Uncle Joe Mccarthy

dude,

when are you judging the ms canada pageant, so we can have some real questions, like….”when a guy comes in your mouth, is it proper to spit or swallow?”

and when will somebody finally kick the shit out of perez hilton?

i love the internet, but it kills me that it gave a career to a talentless hack like him
execution_style

I am also happy that the Bruins swept the Canadiens! In your face Carey Price! Go Dallas Stars!! Wait, they didn’t even make the playoffs… suicide is always an option…
Expletive big man politics

Fuck Perez, if gay folks want to get together have your own private island and make up your own rules, fuckers. Every body want to have their time in the sun, but fuckers won’t allow enjo kosai even though the young bitches is into it as much as the older fuckers.

Fuck you biased society, fuck your warped morality and your misappropriated sense of self righteousness. Fuck you Canada for allowing the United States to force you to raise the age of fucking consensually from 14 yrs to 16 yrs, fuck you United States for telling every one how to treat teen age girls who for several thousands of years of getting boned at 14, did well enough without your improper morality, which seemingly ignores the majority of the people and listen to the minority in wanting to legalize gay marriage you fucking wankers.

Fuck you morality seekers for following the Victorian imperative of no one under such and such, but forgot the one about gay fuckers getting married you evil fucks. Fuck you any one I happen to have missed being the fucking proper troll that I am, Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you, if any one has anything to say and happens to be a bitch with a cunny, let me say to carry your runny bloody cunny, and to any one who happen to have twig and berries to you I say, shove your fucking head up Parish Hilton almost assuredly elongated ass.

To every one else a preemtive Fuck you! Vanessa Hudgens looks nice, so does cougar princess Halle Berry. Prostitution isn’t legal because of the same fuckers who take the so called moral pit for Prostitution but throws it all away for gays, fuck them, they’re not biblical, I think their of that new cult, called agnostic fuckers.
masturbator

I love gay porn… tons of girls get off to gay porn… maybe you should try… it’s fucken hotter than straight porn or your boring vanilla sex.

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