Audrina was asked to do a PETA ad half naked, I guess PETA takes anyone they can get, but I like to think it’s because she seems to be as receptive as a dog, with her glassed over confused eyes, tilting her head trying to understand the sounds coming out of her friend’s mouths, because sometimes words are hard to make sense of, or some shit.

Either way, she’s promoting people save a dog instead of buying from a breeder, because I guess PETA feels sorry for the secondhand, second rate dogs.

Now I am a fan of dogs, in fact, I like dogs more than I like people, and I do find buying from a breeder a obnoxious, but at least you know what you are getting. I am not down with puppy mills but I am also not down with taking on other people’s problems, or half handicap amputee dogs that smell.

I like my dogs like I like my women, virginal. I like to be the one to make them scared of men, or to be the reason they are missing limbs, I don’t need other people to do the damage for me and leave me with the fuckin’ aftermath.

Either way, the only think cute in this picture is the fear in her dog’s eyes…

Here she is at the launch of the ad, because I guess people like useless parties for useless projects useless people are involved in. What a waste of money….Good times.

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