David Copperfield and I had a lot in common. Firstly, we both got mistaken for pedophiles when we first started out or magic careers and would solicit boys and girls in the park to watch our magic tricks, hoping they’d go home to mom and dad and demand they book us for their birthday parties. Secondly, we both had a love for Claudia Schiffer, a supermodel at the time. The only difference was that Copperfield managed to take his magic to the motherfuckin’ top and I was stuck doing a bad coin trick some asshole taught me to get money on the streets, and he got engaged to Claudia Schiffer, while she still doesn’t know I exist. It is one of life’s great tragedies, but the good news is that I am used to tragedy. I decided to post these pictures of her to remind me of something I never had…..

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