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Here are Kelly Osbourne and Kim Kardashian giving each other a hug the other day at some roller skating bullshit event because I guess they haven’t seen each other at the “all you can eat” buffet’s dessert spread since Kardashian decided to try to fool the world in making a workout DVD.

You see, to put things into perspective, I think I called Kelly Osbourne a Sea Pig a couple of weeks ago, so when you pit them up against each other, only to discover that Kelly Osbourne looks like Kim Kardashian can eat her and when Kelly Osborne invites you out somewhere to make her look skinny, you know your workout DVD is nothing more than a fucking joke.

That said, I still have a leotard fetish because I like clothing that touches tits and pussy at the same time like it ain’t a thing. I won’t let Kardashian change that, because even with all her lies, with all the flaws, with all the masculine features, she’s still a better catch than pretty much every girl I’ve slept with. So I can’t pretend to have standards…..

Keep it black Kim, this roller skating shit is like that Bow Wow movie.

Holly Madison and Her Shorts Were at the Same Event….and no one cared….because she was overshadowed by Kardashian….literally…I hate literally jokes…

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Perv

Kim Kardashian is a fucking fat ass no talent pig from a wealthy family who is only famous because she fucked a black guy then leaked the tape. That and her father got OJ off (she probably did too). Why does anyone even care about this whore?
Bob Smith

Is she trying to steal two basketballs in her leotard?

She’s one of those girls who have to be photographed from the correct angles or she looks, ummmm… visually challenged.
iiirene

just saw her husband’s personals ID on milllionaires personals site “”"”"Richsearching . co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site
nunya

fat ass whore
Trap Them and Kill Them

That ass is atoll sized,Korea needs to test its next nuclear detonation on that abomination.
BACKpackin’

You people are so jealous. She truly is beautiful, and her butt is better than J Lo’s ever was; the rest of her is slender and that makes the butt look even better. You want it; you know you do. It doesn’t matter where she started; she has what it takes and doesn’t have to be skanky to go for it. You dumb azzez can sit back and watch her career take her where you’ll never get to go.
FUCKMYASSINCAPS

I’M NOT JEALOUS OF THAT FAT PIECE OF SLUT. I’M JEALOUS THAT THIS BITCH MAKES MORE THAN I DO AND I ACTUALLY FUCKING WORK YOU DUMB SHIT.

HELL THIS BITCH IS FULL OF STDS… SHE’S THE EQUIVALENT OF PARIS HILTON. SHE GOT FAMOUS FROM A SHITTY PORNO THAT I COULDN’T GET OFF TOO, TALKS JUST LIKE HER AND HAS THE SAME INTELLIGENCE LEVEL. THAT IS NOT FUCKING ATTRACTIVE.