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I just shoved my finger in an 18 year old girl’s mouth sexually and it wasn’t a hit.

I don’t know why, it was impulsive but I am sure it had to do with her perky tits being in my fucking face.

It wasn’t a random attack. I know the girl from around, she works the cash at the pharmacy down the street from me and we talk sometimes, that’s why I was so shocked when she called her manager and had me escorted out after I took things to the next level.

I hate pointing the “blame” finger, I rather stick it in a girl’s mouth/vagina/anus, but she was totally asking for it with those half-exposed fucking tits. Tits I can only imagine Uma once had when she was 18. But now she’s just a sloppy mess.

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MrSatyre

They don’t look sloppy to me. I’d do her, and so would you, you lying fuck.
Dave L.

Uma- Oprah, Oprah- Uma.
Perv

I’d motorboat those tits. Then fuck her silly.
Shaun

She’s so damn ugly.
youracunt

u r a cunt that has probably never had sex or u r gay or u r fat ugly woman who cant get a man, as you slag off all these very attractive celebs all the time
Frag

You don’t have to imagine what Uma’s tits looked like when she was 18 — you can see them in Dangerous Liaisons.
DxManjnjers

Love to see them swing and sway…
derp

i dont why people thought uma was hot…she’s ugly and has huge fucking feet

you can only imagine what’s between her legs
edna

Real men know those tits are fine, I mean they are not fake. I agree with commentator 3 and 5.
Anonymous

Dangerously hot is what she is. And I’d have those sloppy tits any day.
I’d_Hit_That

She’s got a great *natural* set on her. Fuck all who think otherwise.

Uma Thurman Sloppy Tits of the Day