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The best thing to come out of Columbia since cocaine has got to be Shakira. Not because she reminds Wyclef of a Westside Story, or even because her ass is amazing, but because Columbia is a good for nothing piece of shit country that should be erased from the fucking map, I’m just kidding, I’ve never been to Columbia, I know nothing about Columbia, but where the fuck was I supposed to go with this post, when everyone knows she is the best thing out of Columbia since cocaine because because her ass is amazing. There’s nothing fun in that. I’d rather start wars and shit disturb. So that said, fuck you Columbia, you third rate Mexican wannabe cocksuckers.

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Slacker.com

Nice going… the best way to piss off a Colombian is to spell Colombia with a U…. I bet your dumb ass did this without even knowing.

keep up the posts! Whenever your lazy ass decides too.
nunya

i’d hit it…but wtf is she wearing?
Shaun

Shakira was nice when she released her amateur sex video, riding that guy cowgirl style. Way before she was famous outside latin america. Now she is just an ugly has been.
Colombian-dude

I like your page a lot and I’ve really recommended it to a lot of my Colombian friends (Oh yes and its ColOmbia not ColUmbia as in your state).

We know we have had our dark past with cocaine and everything but I think your comment “So that said, fuck you Columbia, you third rate Mexican wannabe cocksuckers” was way out of line.

If you want to, I could email you some nice Colombian sites (not porn) so that you get to know a bit more of it.

Probably you’ll just LOL about this comment but I kindly ask to you be more respectful of foreigners.

Anyway, nice pictures, I really dig your site and keep up the good work.
InsecureMale

Do you have the intelligence of a gnat?
nunya

stfu you colombian mofo…who the fuck cares about your fucking country?

On this site we insult everyone including foreigners so stfu and stfd
NunyasMyBitch

Nunya – Why be a prick when you don’t have anything constructive to say? So what if he defended his country, correcting multiple spelling errors, and was honest about what he felt to the blogger on a website he enjoys. I would expect anyone from anywhere to be defensive of their country and culture, I appreciate his use of tact and intelligent language. So why don’t you shut the fuck up, go beat your two inch penis because no girl will ever get close to you, I am assuming with your AWESOME personality your digital interactions with porn are the closest thing to a female you will ever have.
nunya

Who says i’m a man? for all you know i can be a fat lonely bitch or a sexually confused immigrant like you.
Who gives a shit about what you or this fucking colombian mofo (you)have to say? all i see is a fucking douchebag whining over and over cause i hurt his fucking e-feelings.

stfu and gtfo…if you get easily bothered by online shit you shouldn’t be on this site to begin with.

I fucking hate cry babies…
whocaresabouther

she’s a washed up lard ass who’s done nothing since the begining of time & if colUmbia wants her then get the F outta here & take the nose candy back too…colUmbia coke capital of the world & nothing else but coffee beans so get out & pick my morning coffee morons!
I’m with Nunya

haha e-feelings, that killed.

Seriously guys, this isn’t tiger beat, deal with it. And not to mention the poster actually said he doesn’t know anything about Colombia, but just wrote it to stir some shit up. Which apparently, he actually did.
charliebrown71

Do you know why north-americans are soooo hated worlwide ?
Because of their lack of respect, Nunya, that’s why.
And I’m not ColOmbian, I�m a fuckin’ spanish !!
nunya

spanish? i must be high cause i don’t see how this shitty post about columbians and your comment relate
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Salut there SKipper hows hanging these days
v.s.gaudio

IL CLOSE-HAULING DI SHAKIRA
di V.S.Gaudio

Come abbiamo rilevato in una nostra inchiesta sull�andatura(cfr. La maneira de andar di Sandra Alexis, “Lunarionuovo”n.15, Catania aprile 2006; vedi anche: V.S.Gaudio, Miele, copyright 2000), il tipo costituzionale normobrevilineo mesomorfo, con l�andatura di bolina stretta, ha sempre un atteggiamento caratteriale a base sanguigna (nEAP).
Tale tipo costituzionale, con una �doppia misura� come Shakira, ha, per l�orientamento di Laban, una direzione diagonale con innesti dimensionali(sinistra-destra; avanti-indietro), tanto che l�inclinazione � passante-piatta(avanti-indietro e da fianco a fianco) e il grado attrattivo � +x, anche perch� l�estensione del movimento � estesa bilaterale: provate a immaginare Shakira che vi cammina davanti e vedete i movimenti citati fatti dalle sue gambe, dalle sue anche e dalla sue natiche: la direzione diagonale e l�innesto dimensionale sinistro-destro/avanti-indietro delle natiche in una estensione bilaterale elevata. Il tutto, close-hauling, tirando chiuso!

Shakira’s Ass in Concert of the Day