Adam Lambert is that weird identity crisis on American Idol you’ve probably all seen or at least heard, as he holds this high pitched notes like he’s Meatloaf the next generation after he got raped by Pete Wentz or some other asymmetric haired lesbian.

He played some High School event and got flashed by some girl, I guess who didn’t get the memo that this dude is a sister, you know a poofter, and unless under those bra covered teenage tits lives a nicely waxed chiseled chest and gothic Christian cross tattoos, scars from cutting and a meat microphone to sing into, he’s not down to party.

Here is the Streaker Video

Here’s another angle…

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