When Love Hewitt was in her last relationship she let herself go. She’d go out in public in period stained sweat pants. She’d eat and eat and fucking eat until those very same period stained sweat pants didn’t fit anymore and she was pretty much disgusting to look at, but like any good break-up bitch got her shit together, and any new budding love affair, bitch started fuckin’ again, and now she’s out in boots and a mini skirt like some kind of whore, because I guess he is one in the bedroom for that dude from the movie Scream.

So to all the girlfriends who would refuse to fuck me, here’s your proof that fuckin’ a loser can do some good for you.

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