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I am gonna keep this short and sweet. Kayden Kross is not only a pornstar, but also an amazing girl. Possibly my dream girl. I hit her up and said I’d make her win this contest if she would marry me. She agreed.

So all I need is 10,000 people to vote for her, yesterday’s attempt was miserable at beast and I’m starting to think you don’t like me.

I slave for you all day and it really is the least you can do for all the shitty work I do for you.

This is my future we’re talking about. I just need you to get off your lazy, apathetic kick, click the link and vote for Kayden Kross.

Notice in the pictures she took for me that she’s standing next to the Laundry machines and a vacuum cleaner. Shit’s on. She’s ready to take care of me.

All I need is to have her win. So Please Vote….

Seriously, Please, Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Take You a Minute and Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Have Sex with a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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HorneyLohanWanker

I would fill her ass with cum, until her belly swelled like an african kids!
pippenz

Voted as Jesus Instructed! I hope your wife doesn’t get mad when you want to have a harem.
http://crazydribble.com Crazy Oldie

voted…you can marry her as long as she cheats on you with me, its all good…she is hot!
cum filled sneakers

she isnt even that hot.and before you begged us to vote for bree olsen wich isnt that hot either. fuck that i voted for eva angelia now there is a wondeful piece of ass
dudeistheman

Tell her to take off the makeup, remove the playboy tattoo and then maybe I will jerk off to her.
dudeistheman

I voted for her btw
Noilly Pratt

If you wanna marry her, I won’t stop you. I voted. It’s your funeral, dude. Marriage isn’t “pu$$y when you want it”, it’s “d!ck when she wants it”.
Satan666

haha your lucky your wife doesn’t even read your site!
EmelioChavez

Isn’t she under investigation for ripping off some disabled veteran in a real estate scheme? Another bleached blonde fake titted porn star. How original. I wouldn’t vote for her even if she promised not to give me any of the STDs she has if we had sex. NEXT.
nunya

i voted for her cause she has a soul patch down there and cause jesus begged like a desperate jerk off.
Amber Taylor

I’ll google her & if I find some fisting pics of her, then I’ll vote, but if I find an abundance of girl on girl then it’s a no go.
Ontoppoyomama

I’m not much for blondes, but you’ve made me laugh enough over time that I think I can click a vote tab for you…..you’re still an asshole though.
Don’t Do Whores

I’m not voting for a skinny ass bitch that needs to fucking eat. Those hip bones are DISGUSTING. Plus, I’m not in to easy ass whores who just want attention. Fuck you and your nasty whores, bitch’s vag is probably full of disease.
yomomma

you gotta be a jealous fat cunt ^^^^^^^^^

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