Ex Vice President candidates in her spandex workout pants bending over for some running magazine, but suggestive enough to make me want to mount her from behind like she was some kind of Alaskan caribou head I wanted on my wall.

I am seriously fading.

Solange Knowles, who has blocked me on Twitter, was in San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade, because being faggy every fuckin day isn’t enough of a fuckin’ celebration for these homos, that they need to be louder and more outrageous than they already are once a year.

I hear she got the gig cuz she looks like she may have a cock, or at least like she had a cokc at some point in her life, before using her sister’s money to Chastity Bono the shit….

I also hear she rocked the spandex outfit to remind the gays how lucky they are that they’ll never have kids cuz that shit rapes your body and ruins your life, but more importantly, that some women like Solange, who in all their glory are the reason they are fags to begin with. You know, vile to look at, probably disgusting to smell, with a vagina that looks like it’s from another planet, and not in an “Out of this world” way, but more of a “WTF Is that Dripping, Fleshy, purple thing pulsating in her motherfuckin’ pants”, you know enough reason to turn down pussy for life and choose to take a dick in the ass and AIDS lesions on your face.

Maybe I just can’t see anything sexy in her cuz I hate her, I mean other than that she’s a desperate single mother, and those are the easiest scraps to drag home at the end of the night…But I think it’s got nothing to do with me and everything to do with her.

Who the fuck is Jessica Stroup? Why is she famous, or at least famous enough to be on the paparazzi sites, and why is she posing for pictures with some weird lookin’ girls who probably don’t deserve to be laughed at and who are probably still glowin’with excitement from being in the right place and right time allowing them to meet this whore, only to have a prick like me degrade them and their experience on the internet, fuckin’ with their self-esteem and raining on their parade…all in hopes that they turn into Craigslist whores, becaue Craigslist whores are the best deal on the internet.

Beyonce’s a cunt. There’s nothing really more I can say about her. It’s just that when I see the faces she’s making when she performs, with such intensity that reminds me of the drama kids I used to beat the fuck out of who thought what they were doin’ actually mattered, like it actually had purpose and was art and not some pile of shit waste of fuckin’ time that even their parents laughed at, I mean until they were able to leverage shit and take it to a bigger scale where they made millions doing it, givin’ them the last laugh, unfortunately without their pants on, because seriously no one wants to see this bitch with her pants off, no homo….except maybe her husband, but even he fucks other pussy to forget what he’s locked himself into, while she forces us to only blame ourselves and each other for buyin her records and creating this monster….

I need a nap badly…

It feels like something has died inside of me. I am not sure if it is an animal that crawled up my ass and couldn’t find it’s way out, or it it is one of my vital organs pullin a Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Ed McMahon/The Infomercial dude who bumbed his head, and I think it because I found out that this bitch fucked Shia LeBeef, but probably has more to do with my severe alcoholism that leads me to drinkin in gutters with degenerates and ex circus performers….

If reading this site is as boring as writing it, I feel bad for you for constanly coming back, hoping that maybe things will change, that I’ll get inspired and that I won’t be repetitive, even though pictures of celebrities get fucking borin, you know same people, doing the same thing, wearing different clothes, on fuckin’ repeat, like groundhog day without the funny or “Instant Classic” appeal or the groundhog, making me sit down and reflect on the fact that I should be wherever Rihanna is sticking my fingers inside her, and not sitting here writing about her lookin’ like a robot I wanna fuck, because robots don’t get fat, talk back or ruin my fuckin’ life on all fuckin’ fronts, whether it’s lecturing me about drinking too much, or lecturing me about fuckin’ other chicks, or lecturing me to get a fuckin’ job, unless the robots go crazy on some world takeover, like we livin’ in a Will Smith movie, but that shit’s too Sci-Fi for me to think about, I’ll leave that to you, because Sci-Fi is all you know…

For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you.

If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin.

Here she is as a woman…..with some tits….

This is the kind of slag who I’d love to see give up on life, you know maybe because of a bad break-up or a drug addiction or something that would lead to her not maintaining her look, you know where she’d finally let go and allow herself to be the obese pig she’s destined to be, where she stops getting her hair and nails done, and she stops getting her body waxed, leaving her lookin like the hairy little Armenian troll we all know she is.

All this plastic, make-up, effort she puts into herself everytime she leaves her fuckin’ house, is just smoke and mirrors and I know that under this put together whore, there’s a fuckin’ monster hiding and I hate the fuckin’ lie.

Here is Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton, someone who I had never heard of before today, showing up at the BET Awards that happened on Sunday, with no pants. The thing I love about the BET awards is how mad they make white people, who feel like they deserve their own “White” awards, meanwhile 90 percent of the people watching their shit are white from the suburbs and the thing I like about this Thornton cunt is how easy it’d be to rape her in this outfit….you wouldn’t even have to pull up a skirt, or pull down a pant.

Guess who’s hungover and still smells like vodka while feeling like death…I’ll give you three guesses….

I was talking to a girl about what she does when she runs out of toilet paper. She said she’s used socks and old weekly newspapers, but hated the ink and that her favorite was when she used coffee filters….

I was disgusted.

Here are my links…

It was the BET awards and I’m not white or suburban enough for that shit, but I am hood enough to fall in love with every black chick I meet, whether it’s being featured in local hip hop video cameos or hitting up the hip hop club, I’m there, mouth dropped, lookin’ in amazement at the kind of asses this girls are made with, so amazed that sometimes I forget they have tits, until one of them comes a long in a see-thru shirt to remind me.

I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting fat.

I think it had more to do with the girl who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk, didn’t want to admit she was talking to some dude from a website because it’s a desperate look, but not as desperate as me trying to get some girl who works for this bitch to tell her I want her to fart in my mouth just so I can taste what that mom ass is bakin’.

Maybe I’m won over cuz I never had a mom, maybe cuz I find something about her hot, maybe it’s cuz she’s accessible, but whatever it is, no matter how fat she gets, I’ll always be willing to hit up an all you can eat buffet with her, as long as it ends in me waking up with the Paris Hilton strain of herpes she has from her fiance fuckin’ around on her….

Here are the pics…

I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m into going to those Highschool Musical, Bring It On, Miley Cyrus jams, because that’s where you get looked at like a sex offender by all the 14 year olds and their parents, and if you’re lucky, they don’t notice you jerkin off.

That said, this Isabel Lucas whore blew me the fuck away, she looks good, and is a solid strategy to seduce the loser virgins into buying the DVD and hitting the theaters again, over and over, until they realize that no matter how many times they see the shit, bitch isn’t gonna jump out of the screen and go home with them. Word.

They are reporting that Gisele is pregnant, I guess that means we can all expect her on Oprah for being the first official pregnant man, not just some fake ass bootleg transexual frontin’ like it didn’t still has a pussy and just dresses like a dude like the last one.

Yes, talking about Gisele being a man is played out, but according to Tom Brady, so is his asshole from getting fucked up the ass every fuckin’ night by her. It is the football way….

You’d have to be into anal sex with men to rock these shorts, just yesterday I saw some gay dude who was getting down with gay pride walking around in a leather pair of booty shorts and nothing else….you would have liked it…homo

I like Janice Dickinson cuz she looks all kinds of crazy, and all kinds of crazy leads to insanity in the bedroom, like the kind of woman who pretty much takes charge of you in the and leaves you broken hearted, limping and humiliated, while she sits there sippin’ her cocktail and smoking her cigarette. Like the girl who will fist a dude while spitting in his face and calling him a worthless piece of shit faggot, before jumpin on his dick, pretty much hitting him like a fuckin’ school bus, unsure of what the fuck happened and I am not sure if that makes sense, but it does to me and it’s amazing.

Here are her hard nipples.