I don’t know what kind of publicity stunt this is, but Beyonce took a break from eating and sitting on her fucking ass all day throwing darts at pictures of Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson for stealing the glory she truly feels belongs to her, but I heard a report on the radio that she works out with a picture of an Oscar taped to her treadmill, based on her previous acting performances, she may want to try hanging a chicken wing on a string out of reach, cuz i hear that shit makes this whore run.

It’s kind of the same strategy I use to get my wife to suck my dick. I just hit up KFC on 2 dollar tuesday and lube up with the chicken grease, bitch can’t resist the smell and licks off every last drop, shit is gross, but affordable. True Story.

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