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Making fun of Lily Allen’s lifeless tits is getting boring. We all know she was pregnant once, they filled with milk and then the baby was exterminated, whether it was intentional, you know at the abortion clinic or unintentional, you know after a night of hard drinking and cocaine use, leaving her tits unsure of what to do, so they slowly soured and deflated, because they were tricked into thinking they’d be of use, only to have that purpose ripped away from them.

I guess she’s found some other use for them, cuz here she is using them to distract us from her floppy gunt, or whatever the hell is going on where her womb once lived happily before being violated by the vacuum cleaner.

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Billdozer

She is sexy, I’d like to make sweet, sweet, sweaty love to her and then drink 30 or 40 beers in the afternoon and fuck her again
http://theCarfanatic.com Guy

she’s got nice tits!
Shaun

Ugly as only a British woman can be.

/vomits
HorneyLohanWanker

She needs more cigarettes in all those pictures. MORE!
gia

Love her dress, but for a celeb, her tits are too small for her frame & her belly is too big & we all know she has a wide-ish ass & non remarkable legs….its all kind of fug…She almost has the torso of a very chubby 9 year old boy…Not sexy at all. Those perky nips wont last long on her, so its good she is enjoying them now.
Lily’s Aborted Fetus

Oh wow, I need to go change my underwear after laughing too hard at this post. Lily needs to keep her mouth shut and her top on. And maybe, you know, exercise every once in a while.
yuk

what you’ve just written is disgusting and disgraceful
Lady Mab

Sorry, but she�s a normal non Hollyweird girl who doesn�t give a damn about exercising, starving or not enjoying life. I toast for her! I bet she gets more peen than you lot do.
Kellz

I agree w/ Lady Mab. How the hell is someone’s tits too small for their frame? Bitch, do you hear yourself? STFU sheep and go graze in the meadows lol! She looks fine. She doesn’t look unhealthy and most importantly, she looks HAPPY. If you stupid sheep too your head out your ass for a while and thought for yourself, you would realize being HAPPY is what life SHOULD be about.
TP

Wow, the author of this post is not only stupid but very, very crude.
Lily Allen looks hot! Hellz yes those are some nice titties!!
http://gha Aristigon

she’s trying too hard, we’ve seen her tits, and shes just trying too hard to stay relevant.
sorry hun, you’re enough to screw in a drunken rage, but your attempts to stay relevent are silly to the rest of us.
Stan the Flasher

From a pimp’s point of view, she’s not top shelf product; I couldn’t sell her to business executives.

Dunno why some people think that being obese, drunk and a cokehead equals with enjoying life more than exercising is.
It only increases the risk of diabetes, cancer and several cardio-vascular illnesses later on in life.
Shaun

“Dunno why some people think that being obese, drunk and a cokehead equals with enjoying life more than exercising is.”

Because obesem drunk and cokehead describes these people, too. They aren’t defending Lily Allen, but their own failure at life.
what the fuck

lily allen is so not obese. she has a normal body. what the hell if wrong with you, “stan the flasher”.
it’s people like you that give girls body issues and eating disorders.
the writer of these posts and most of the people that comment on this site are fucked up misogynist, sexist dickheads.
what rock did you guys crawl out under from?
i’ve seriously never met people (especially guys) this rediculous.
chokes

lol
Americans calling Lily ‘obese’.
Hysterical.
gerson

oh my god !! this terrible, in brazil lilly allen out the beach
Fancyfrancy

“Americans calling Lily �obese�. Hysterical.”

haha lmao! The USA are really the country of contradictions!
Wtf is wrong with you people? You all talk as if being a celeb means looking like all those nasty Hollywood skanks that live for surgery are are just good at growing woods of dirty old men with breathing machines. Get a clue!
I can’t help but wonder what kind of comments we would see on such a website if someone published pictures of you sunbathing with your tiny weenie en l’air.
Lily’s Aborted Fetus

Hey, Lady Mab, everyone gets more peen than me ‘cos I was ABOOOOORTED. Dang, didn’t even get a chance to get me on the business end of some pedophilia
gia

How the hell is someone�s tits too small for their frame? Bitch, do you hear yourself?
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Oh yeah & I hear your dumb ass too, loud & clear. Let me put it simply for you…Her body is out of proportion & she looks like an oompah loompah!!!!!
Wes

I always say , More than a mouth full is a waste
Amber Taylor

When I was younger, girls who were built like this wore shirts over there bathing suits.
She has no shame…
stupid people

lily allen is a disgusting person. period. no there is nothing wrong with her boobs, but her gut is disgusting. there is nothing wrong with working out; she needs to start. overall, her attitude makes her more disgusting than she really is.

and how do you european people feel about paying for the family that is “too fat to work”? america at least makes their fat people feel bad by showing them anorexic bitches all the time and making them pay more when they fly on airplanes.
Puss Bot

you smell like anal wart splooge.
nunya

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again this whore is not only odd looking but she has a fucking wrecked body, maybe it’s the alcohol, drugs, junk food, smoking or abortions….but for a woman her age she is looking run down.
A Female

Lily would be okay if she didn’t try too hard to be a public intellectual. Singing high school rhymes about drug legalization, hating the BNP and quasi-philosophical religious BS doesn’t make you a MENSA candidate, hate to say it, Ms. Allen.

It’s sad to watch “celebrities” like her act like anyone other than a few braindead teenagers care about what they have to say.
myself

She�s perfect..

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