This girl is famous. She is the same girl you didn’t notice in your high school class, not even when gym class rolled around and she put on a tight shirt, hoping some of the boys would look her way, because tit was all she had going for her, but instead the plan backfired and got her teased harder, laughed at better and emotionally crushed, leaving her home alone on Prom Night trying to figure out how she’ll get her revenge on all of us,

So she came up with this Popstar idea, despite all odds, but fueled with the need to prove herself and get her revenge on all the haters, she didn’t take no for an answer, and broke down barriers, like her busted fucking face, her lack of both dancing and singing talent and some miracle made her who she is today, luckily putting her on the international scene so more people out there can take a shot at her, and hopefully break her the fuck down and knock her off this high horse, cuz she doesn’t belong to be on a fuckin’ High Horse, she should be outback shoveling someone else’s high horse’s shit stroking it when no one is looking, wishing one day it will belong to her, before getting kicked in the head by it and ending up in a vegetable only to be taken off life support by her family, in some kind of celebration, cuz even they hate her. Seriosuly. Make her go away.

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