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I know people find Megan Fox so fucking hot. You know constantly referencing her as the hottest bitch in Hollywood, while all I see is this Angelina Jolie impersonator with shitty tattoos and a lame boyfriend who has had a ton of plastic surgery, but you know what, it’s not about me.

Yesterday, I was talking to some 17 year old girl, as I do, you know to get in good with them when they are young, so that by the time they are 18, they feel comfortable enough to let you go down on them one night while drunk, despite the fact that 18 year old girls these days have been fucking since they were 7 and are dirtier than dirty 30 year olds you meet in AA.

Either way, she was going off about Megan Fox and how amazing she is and how she loves her views on sexuality and how she would totally scissor this bitch all night fucking long, and I realized that sci-fi dudes are not the only ones who jerk off this this cunt, but everyone does.

Here is her entire set from GQ. I posted a few of them the other day, but figured why not give you all there is….

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HorneyLohanWanker

Boring.
Joehater

extremely overrated
anonymurderer

jolie impersonater? you’re just old, get a new perspective. the bitch is hot!
roscoe

amazingly overrated.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

For once I agree.
She’s entirely average, and is looking more like a tranny hooker everyday.
nunya

a younger, trashier Angelina.
Perv

What happened to all her shitty tattoos? That picture with her tongue out looks like she is ready to lick my dick.
http://DrukenStepfather Julie

Totally agree. I don’t get it, the type over this woman. I can list a dozen much hotter women at the top of my head that she doesn’t even come close to…. Bar R., Alessandra (VS model), Gisele B., Angelina……

She’s a poser, a wanna be. I see right thru it but alot of folks don’t.
cowbulls

Bar R yes, Angelina yes, but the rest of the above list are skinny chicks with boob jobs that look like teenage boys.
Megan looks like dirty sex but damn good dirty sex.
A Female

She has less curves than Lindsay Lohan, if that were physically possible. People (read: stupid men, like the subhuman who made this website) think Megan Fox is attractive because she opens herself up to sexual objectification. Look at those pictures, it’s like she’s trying to radiate I AM HERE TO BE A FUCK TOY. I AM READY TO SUCK YOUR DICK.
Tom

Girls who have any form of sex before marriage prove that they are nothing but easy sluts and have no self respect.
Haha

Imagine her without so much eye make-up (fucking raccoon eyes) and 20 pounds closer to normal weight, she would not look “hot” at all. Just another very average girl.