I fell in love with a model the other day. She was working inside some trendy restaurant, while I was sitting outside trying to get people to give me their doggy bags, without realizing that 99% of people don’t leave trendy restaurants with leftovers, I guess it’s frowned upon.

I guess this tall, model lookin bitch who was probably working as a waitress in Canada because she lacked confidence and thought she wasn’t good enough to move to LA or NYC to become professional, kept coming outside for a cigarette and I figured I’d chat her up, knowing she had no self esteem despite having an amazing body, unfortunately, she didn’t have low enough self esteem to acknowledge me. I just kept trying to chat her up and she just kept lookin the other way. I feel like Miranda Kerr would probably do the same and here she is in some pics for Rolling Stone, wearing nothing but bush.

Here is Miranda Kerr Ringing a Bell at some Promo Event the other day…

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