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It always amazes me when I meet dudes who like fat chicks. The other day I was out with a friend and he was going off about how hot this fat chick was, talking about her massive tits like they were a gift from fucking god, even though she was sitting with an actual hot chick. I didn’t understand what the fuck was wrong with him, because I didn’t even notice the fat chick, sure maybe my standards are unrealistic and I’d rather jerk off to hot chicks than fuck ugly chicks.

Sure, I am married to a fat chick, I live with a fat chick, I try to share a bed with a fat chick every night, because she takes up the majority of the fucking bed, and that just puts me in a better position to confirm that fat chicks are fuckin’ garbage.

Either way, he explained that he liked fat chicks, not because he’s trying to stay hip hop and in touch with his black friends, but because they look loyal, like a girl who would try to carry your grocery bags for you, even if it is fueled by the sheer excitement of getting at those bags and eating all the fucking food, and they love suckin’ dick.

So instead of hating on pig lookin’ bitches, I guess we should celebrate, because some of you motherfuckers like fat chicks, mainly because they are less work than hot chicks, but also because you have no self-esteem and hate your life, at least that’s the reason why I am married to a fat chick.

Here’s Beth Ditto showing off her fat tits in some see through lookin something that I am trying my best not to look at…

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Aradia

You’re a fucking idiot.
Jerzee Gurl

You are an asshole.
Diane

Drunken Stepfather or Whatever Your Name Is,
It’s an act, right? Please tell me it’s an act, your misogynistic, barbarian rants. I mean, I get it–you have your tastes, you don’t like fat chicks. I’ve no problem with that (yes, you’d probably consider me a fat chick, one with FABULOUS fat tits, no less). But is it too much to ask that you temper your rants with some intelligence and outside-the-box thinking? I’ll have to agree with the two previous posters, though it pains me to judge you the way you judge others: Drunken Stepfather, you, sir, are an idiot asshole.
Adam

.. I like different sized women. Hell, I like all women. Ladies, not all dudes are like this.
trina

oh please, he’s posted waaay worse stuff than this. yeah, he’s a moronic asshole, but that doesn’t change the fact that beth ditto is obese. besides being nasty to look at, it’s unhealthy and shouldn’t be encouraged.
Otis Tibbs , nursing home night shift janitor , institutional rapist

long as she got $ an can cook collards , she a dime in my eyes . I ain tryin ta eat the cat , tho
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

The definition of a misogynist is a man who hates women which Jesus Martinez is clearly not or else he would not have married his wife, pay dollars to watch strippers dance, lust after nice trim, and ask unsuspecting young chicks to get naked for him.

And oh yes… don’t let those commie chinks getaway with murder. REMEMBER TIENANMEN!
nunya

You fucking lard asses should get the fuck out of here, if your e-feelings are offended by shit posted on this website then you have no business here…go to fucking perez’s fucking faggot website.

The truth is Beth is obese, repulsive and even you wouldn’t go down on her so get off your high horse and face the truth.
There are a lot of cases of morbid obesity in the states and even more among kids, this isn’t a healthy image you want kids to grow up with, neither is the image of a 60 lbs woman…but let’s be realistic she is what she is…a fat ugly talentless cunt.
callie

ok i totally agree with drunken stepfather dude and i’m a chick.. obviously NOT a fat one. huge fat boobs do NOT equal nice boobs. no one wants to (ok.. MOST people dont want to) see your nasty floppy tits pouring over your clothing! it may be on your chest but its still FAT! it’s just as gross as having your cellulite-covered ass hangin out.. ok not really… but its still nasty so please spare us. if you want to wear cute clothes then work for it… hit the gym and stick to salads. otherwise keep your gross sh*t hidden! k thanks bye
stickboy

Yeah, I like chicks of different sizes too. I just try to stay clear of the ones who’s size can be seen from the space station. The great wall of China and this chick are the only two man made objects that can be seen from space.
fingerbanger

i hate this fucking whale, wonder why the fuck she’s famous, and cant’ stand ther obsession with x ray specs. she’s not punk rock. growing hair on your arm pits, wearing fishnets and yelling doesn’t make you punk. she’s a piece of shit. elephant dung
Bast

obese = nasty, yes.

beth ditto = talented although not incredibly famous due to lack of sex appeal = low standards in overall public taste in music. yes.

drunkenstepfather = rude but honest, yes.

callie = wait until you get cellulite, honey. i’ll be laughing. ohh yes.
http://www.myspace.com/kittydluxe Kitty DeLuxe

You are an abosolute moron!! your not witty enough to pull this freaking humour off!! your trying way too hard.. take a leaf out of Micheal k’s book, and let it just roll off the tounge!! i highly advise you take some inspiration from Dlisted, its the best website on the net!!!
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Kitty you’re an idiot, this site is no way a escapism for wit and hi brow shit. What made you think otherwise? Jesus ain’t trying hard at all. He’s been doing his original thang long before Dlisted. But since I suspect you’re quite new to this and don’t know the history between this site and the other, I’ll spare you the usual verbal ass tear because I’m all forgiving today.

And wear less make-up, you’re even scaring the clowns.

Frothy Afterbirth …”The Greatest Vaginal Discharge!”
Amy Anomalous

this is what is depressing about the internet, no ? Some people feel larger when they demean others, even when it just holds a mirror up to their own insecurities..compassion and care of others is what will heal this world. Cynisism is easy, shallow and destructive ,cheers..
DrunkWithKennedy

Ladies and Gentlemen…you think this is bad go over to The Dirty. He serves it up.
Beth is obese, but that’s her choice. She’s living her life.
Everybody who don’t like girls with the chonk and cellulite, get over it! Move on to something else!
satanslilsunbeam

Who the fuck cares if she’s obese? She can sing the hell out of anything. Talent over looks…wow. Plus, she’s a dyke, she wouldn’t fuck your vienna sausage anyway. I’m a fag and can’t fathom lusting for pussy, just as most straight guys can’t fathom wanting cock. To each their fucking own. Some like heavy girls and some want a bitch the build of a 12 year old with big tits. I’m going curb stomp the idiot friend that referred me to this site. If I want to read this kind of shit, I’ll go back to teaching high school special ed.
joel osteen

I want to fuck satanslilsunbeam.I’ll reach around and jerk you off and when I cum you can squeal . I really do want to fuck you in your ass , maybe choke you a little .
Sam Lurker

you faggots need to stfu and gtfo
temp

Drink 2 litres of water, eat a lettuce leaf, spend 8 hours in the gym and live to be over 100 – what a sad life.
Drink pints and pints of beer, eat whatever you want, whenever you want, party 8 hours a day and live to be 50 – what a great life!
Selfish, maybe – but you only live once so enjoy it while you can, girls.
The Dude

I’m willing to bet there are a few places that she just can’t reach with a bar of soap…
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