It is kind of funny how simple the world is for a female celebrity. All she has to do is get into a bikini and all the idiot dudes start clicking, giving them the attention they want.

It is a lot like the local party slut with her tits busting out of her low cut top, so that everyone in the bar looks her way, because the world isn’t that complicated, men like pussy and pussy that advertises itself is more interesting to look at than pussy in a fucking turtleneck sweater, girls who seem like they’d put out, seem like less work than girls who keep shit classy.

So even if you just plan on treating that pussy like the slut that it is and never plan on bringing it out in public with you or to meet your mother, or even if you just stand on the sidelines appreciating the show, because you aren’t down with HIV, you can appreciate that Daddy issues don’t seem to be such a bad thing, sure the pussy gets ravaged more than the non-Daddy issue pussy, but in their quest for attention, they end up money makin’ and a hell of a lot more opportunity lands on their numerous abortion lap.

That’s not to say girls in bikini are slutty, but it is to say that girls who pose in bikinis for any attention they can didn’t get enough attention from their dads and have just figured out the marketing mystery to have people notice them and their fake tits.

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