I wasn’t in the mood to go to a bar, it is getting too repetitive for me. You know same ugly, depressing, useless people, too much booze, waste of money, horrible hangover is getting boring. So I went to a rich friend’s house instead and motherfucker decided to hire a craiglsit whore. She was this busty blonde girl who was probably 20 years old and whores just don’t work how they used to.

First of all, bitch made us fill out a fucking form, like we were applying for welfare or a fucking job or some shit, I refused and just watched my friend fuck her in some seriously uninpsired sex, while I went over her pricelist and was really comfortable in the fact that she offered bareback blowjobs, deep french kissing, cum swallowing and a whole other list of shit I wouldn’t want to pay for, knowing that that night alone, 10 other dudes probably paid for it.

The whole thing was uninspiring, but Kelly Carlson filming this scene for Nip/Tuck in a white bikini is. It brings me hope that one day I won’t have to pay 100 dollars to cum in a bitch that looks like this and I’ll get it for free.

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