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Hayden Panettiere’s Hips Don’t Lie of the Day

Here is Hayden Panettiere and her weird looking hips, that I guess look like that because she doesn’t have enough leg to support her needs, so she’s busting out sideways, cuz it’s the only way to go. So she’s short, stalky and not really a girl I’d want to get with, unless I was touring with a circus, and she was the only realy pussy other thatn the bearded lady on the fuckin’ bus, so we are all forced to pass this bitch around, you know it’s lonely as a carni and you make do with what you’re given, not that I’ve ever been in a circus, or really turned down midget pussy, but sometimes it is nice to pretend.

  • Steve Lick

    An older and wiser pussy connoisseur once told me that he would rather fuck an ugly teenager than a model in her 30′s. After about five seconds of thought, I completely saw the logic in this.

  • http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

    I’m willing to bet rather a lot that she’s more attractive than you (:

  • Shaun

    ‘She’ is a he.

  • Rachel

    Don’t be so mean dude! It’s so uncool to talk about her hips like that… Because of shit like this, the whole world is going crazy…

  • nunya

    the midget is getting fucking meaty…makes her look more undesirable






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